September just so happens to be the month of the Virgos and Libras, and as a Libra myself, I have planned a rather extravagant vacation for the next four weeks. Whilst I'm off gallivanting in New Orleans, I thought I'd bring in a very worthy substitute to take my place. This bright, young witch is well beyond her years, and has assured me she has studied many nights to perfect the art of fortune telling, and especially Astrology. Now, I really must be off, but please do give her my love. You may have heard of her? Hermione Granger of house Slytherin!
Hello, everyone! I was up all night in the Library to ensure I got all the facts right for today! However, I just couldn't seem to find anything concrete about Horoscopes. It made me question whether or not I should be subjecting my fellow students to such nonsense when there are so many other important hobbies and subjects to be interested in. So, instead of the bizarre ramblings of what the planetary alignments might say of your future, I've written valid advice you can put to good use for this term. School has only just started, after all, and if we plan to win the House Cup, we'll need everyone studying their hardest this term.
VIRGO - August 23 - September 22:
Right, so, to start us off, we have those born at the end of August, through the end of September. You have had a long summer break, and I've bet lost all sense of diligence. Send me an owl, and I'll be sure to create a homework schedule to help you better plan for the month, as you definitely need all the studying you can muster.
LIBRA - September 23 - October 22:
If you're anything like Helena Trelawney, you may need to work on your priorities. You should make sure you've set aside ample time to study for your subjects, and worry less about partying on the weekend. I've got the perfect book I can lend you that should serve as an important reminder. It's called Books: More than Paperweights.
SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21:
Moving right along, I see you all are already hard workers, but that doesn't mean there's not room for improvements. If you find your current load of classwork more than manageable, I suggest reaching out to Professor McGonagall for some extra assignments. After all, final exams will be here before you know it.
SAGITTARIUS - November 22 - December 21:
As someone who can supposedly be honest, I'm hoping you won't take this too hard. Spending time with your friends can be loads of fun, but some of them may not be with you by the time you finish up school. You'll be better off by create a diagram on what you should really focus on during these important years at Hogwarts.
CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19:
I dare say I've seen you drink nothing but Butterbeer since term started. I'm not sure who your mole is that's sneaking things in from The Three Broomsticks, but I do suggest you stop, or I shall be forced to report you to Professor Snape. Why not take this time to reflect on your bad habits, while also trying to earn back the House Points you've surely lost us already.
AQUARIUS - January 20 - February 18:
I see you think you're one of the popular students in the house. You may believe you have things easy now, but there could come a time you regret not practicing your penmanship. I've left an extra quill and ink set out for any of you that may rethink your popularity enough to practice on your writing. You'll thank me when future employers find your resumes exceptional.
PISCES - February 19 - March 20:
Continuing right along, I dare say the untidiness of your books and scrolls is rather shocking. I suggest you practice on a charm to help you compile your belongings before we have a Boggart on our hands. Organization is key to staying on top of coursework, too.
ARIES - March 21 - April 19:
I'm not sure if you're the one to loose a Niffler in Filch's office, but please keep in mind that such antics affect our whole house. If we want Slytherin to remain champions of the House Cup, everyone needs to be acting appropriately. And you are not excluded from that.
TAURUS - April 20 - May 20:
I actually heard you Tauruses have earned the most points for the house so far. Well, almost the most, anyways. Don't let your momentum fail. Why not start a study group to help out the younger students?
GEMINI - May 21 - June 20:
The first Hogsmeade trip of the year is right around the corner, and I just want to advise you not to spend all of your galleons whilst shopping in Honeydukes. Those sweets can sure look enticing, but don't forget to stock up on extra supplies from Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop. Your papers won't write themselves, and they're a long lasting necessity for classes.
CANCER - June 21 - July 22:
I think my best advice for you would be to make sure you're really envisioning your passions. I myself plan on focusing on my owl little project very soon. Perhaps you'd be well suited to help. Tell me, how do you feel about promoting Elfish welfare? If you'd like to know more, send me an owl at your earliest convenience. Everyone is welcome, but new members adept at sewing are preferred.
LEO - July 23 - August 22:
Finally at the end, and I'm not sure what else to suggest. Perhaps as the last sign, my best advice to you is to review all of the other suggestions I've put above, and make a check list on what you're still lacking from there. You are the most equipped to help yourself, after all.
Well, that was exhausting, but certainly worth it. I do hope you'll take my advice, and if you should need any help with homework notes, you can often find me by in the Library.
See you around the Common Room,
-H. Granger