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- Resident Rainbow Slytherpuff

Walking through the streets of Hogsmeade, my eyes cast over the various shops around me. I thought it was time to do some in-depth research and see which famous Hogwartian would be best placed to work in which store, should they wish to have a fallback option. Take a look below to see what I came up with.


Honeydukes: You can always count on this person to have a sweet treat in their pocket or maybe up their sleeve, whatever tickles their fancy.
- Scorpius Malfoy

Hogsmeade Post Office: Always happy to share their thoughts about wizarding world events and receive goodies in return.
- Professor Slughorn

Zonko's Joke Shop: Never takes things seriously and goes around with a smile on their face.
- Fred & George Weasley

Dervish and Banges: Analyses and processes information differently, looking at it from another perspective.
- Firenze

Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop: Always has the right tool for the job.
- Hermione Granger

Three Broomsticks Inn: Likes to relax at the end of a long day, maybe with a firewhiskey.
- Professor Snape

Ollivanders: Choosing the right path is important to this individual, and they will often weigh up their options.
- Narcissa Malfoy


So, do you agree? I won't be offended if you don't. Tell us in the SOUP thread in the Common Room. I promise I don't bite.