It's time for everyone's favourite SOUP craze -SOUPerlatives. It's Katie_slytherin and as someone who is always behind on pop culture and never knows what is 'in'. This has been a tough theme! For this issue, I decided to use the current Slytherin Staff as victims to my horrible attempt at creating craze-themed SOUPerlatives. The craze theme is internet challenges! Yes, those viral challenges that flood your feed and affect the trendy people around you. So without further ado, may I present to you the Slytherin Staffers! (I solemnly swear that this probably won't be good)
Mannequin Challenge-Jojo (Slytherin Admin): With so much she does for HEX, and her fun avvies, Jojo is always there even when you don't know she is there, seeing everything that's going on in every corner of Slytherin, and... I don't know where I'm going with this. Mannequins are cool but Jojo isn't a mannequin and neither are the people in the challenges so uh BOOM a perfect match!
Plank Challenge-Kate Foxwolf (Slytherin Head Student): To do a plank you have to be incredibly strong and Kate is a very strong and fierce HEXian who is never afraid to speak up! Kate is never afraid to take charge and is always diligent with getting work done. And to do a plank you need to be diligent about working out, so there, that's two comparisons.
Charlie Charlie Challenge-Niini666 (Slytherin Prefect): This by far was the easiest! A spooky challenge for a spooktacular HEXian. Even her username is spooky! But don't let all the spookiness spook you away! Once you get to know them, you'll see that there's nothing to be scared of... well, mostly. Nini Nini (with an extra i) are you there? She probably is lurking somewhere around here.
Ice Bucket Challenge-Katie_slytherin (Slytherin Head Student): With enthusiasm to take the plunge (and even more enthusiasm to throw freezing cold water at her friends) and a sad-looking Gringotts account to prove she gives her friends and users in need a helping hand. Her inventory also looks sad from the activities she has been hosting to spread awareness about a real-life cause. It all seems to match up!
Bottle Flip Challenge-Alysanne (Slytherin Prefect): This puzzle-loving HEXian is definitely up for the bottle flipping frenzy. To figure out how to get the bottle to land every time you have to figure out the little pieces of the puzzle to make it all come together. I'm sure she can figure it out and find some ways to get creative with it.
Bird Box Challenge-Are (Slytherin Assist. Admin): Are is like the mama bird of Slytherin making sure all of the SKWADlets are alright. Oh wait, the challenge isn't about birds. *goes to look up challenge* Oh um. Are makes being part of the time-consuming job of Slytherin Staff look so easy, like you could do it blindfolded.
Try Not to Laugh Challenge-FoxRiver (Slytherin Prefect): If you don't know what 'XD' means, then you don't know how to speak Fox! While being a Prefect takes a lot of serious work, there's always time to throw a smile around. Fox may seem serious at first, but if you stick around long enough, you'll see the 'XD' loving Fox.
Eat It or Wear It-Mint (Slytherin Prefect): Who better to match up with the food challenge than with someone named Mint?! While we don't want to eat or wear Mint (that sounded like a fun pun in my head but now that I see it written out it just looks weird) we can all agree that when faced with a decision, Mint will choose what's best for the team! While some decisions may be a bit bland, there are plenty of fun decisions that need to be made too and Mint is there to learn and help!
Did any of that make sense? I know some of them are decent. Some of the others... well, good thing I work with these amazing people so they won't come after me with curses and pranks for my attempts at being trendy with crazes.
Until I reemerge from my cave again, this is goodbye from your favorite pureblood Slytherin!
- Katie