I wandered the corridors of Hogwarts, sporting my awesome new collar that my friend gifted me. What was awesome about this collar was that it looked like a collar when I was in my beagle form, but a necklace when I wasn't.
Oi! Watch where you are going you little beasts! Seriously? When did students become such animals trampling all over the place? My poor paw! How cruel are they to stomp on you with their monstrous feet?
And now one kicked me not paying attention to where they are going. Damn the headmaster for telling me that I can't take a bite out of their asses. Maybe then they would watch where they are going.
When one stopped in front of me – finally without kicking or stepping on me! – I decided to sit on her foot and wrap my little legs around her leg. She tried to kick me off but I held on tight. No way was I getting off just to keep getting kicked. I would get off when we got to a quieter area.
She must have sensed that because she sighed and started walking right to a quiet hallway where she stopped.
"You can get off me now, you fat ass," I bristled in indignation. Sure, it was true, but no need to be rude. I got off her foot and stuck my tongue out at her. She was lucky I was above peeing on her shoe, but she did bring me to safety, even if the floor was wet for some reason.
I started wandering this hall when I was brought up short by my collar beginning to choke me. As I coughed and spluttered trying to get air to reach my lungs, I looked to the ground. To see a Niffler on my back trying to steal my collar!
Two can play at this game! With the last of my breath and energy, I bucked like a bull and threw the thing off of my back. I laid on the ground panting and glaring at the thing, daring it to try it again. It scurried in the other direction. Smart move, though I didn't know a glare would work coming from the face of a beagle.
"Oh! Are you a new friend for me?" I heard a voice behind me and saw Myrtle behind me. I finally figured out where the student left me.
I ran in the direction of the Niffler. You can go back to choking me! I don't mind!