Letter From the Editor Managers
by Nicole and Tyler
Greetings to all! We do have some very important news for you.
As you all have surely noticed, our lovely Editor has yet to come back from her long vacation. I’m sure it’s just turned into a vacation, and isn’t just because Baby Slytherin is here. Though, Tyler and I don’t mind. We have become quite comfy in the Editor’s Office (don’t let Dei know). We have split it nicely, and we have all sorts of things in there. We did some cozy re-decorating, candles, a tea and coffee station, and Tyler has his knitting area.
We decided that we needed a celebratory feast for temporarily; being in charge of SOUP. This meant us sneaking into the kitchens and cooking it ourselves, though, because the house elves were too busy getting ready for the Thanksgiving Feast and preparing the normal meals at Hogwarts. Let’s just say our adventure to prepare something special did not end well. At all. It’s a good thing we have magic or else it would’ve taken months to repair the kitchens.
Of course, we got punished. The SOUP staff are no longer able to go make food. We’re not sure when this is supposed to end, but at least house points weren’t taken away. Right now we’re living on peanut butter and crackers with a side of Splenda.
For some reason we aren’t able to get someone to give us actual food. The least we ask for is some soup! That would fee all of staff and wouldn’t cause too much trouble, right? That was our thinking. Instead, when our peanut butter suppliers come to us, they throw our own newspapers at us! What do they not understand? We are HUNGRY, people.
Please take pity on us and give us food? We’re afraid if we don’t that we’ll have to resort to cannibalism. Please don’t let that happy.
- Tyler and Nicole