Dear Draco
by Draco
Dear Draco,
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays ever! It’s so awesome because it’s all about being thankful for family and friends. And of course there’s the food. I love the food! Is there anything I can do to try to avoid overeating?
-Food Lover
Dear Food Lover,
Thanksgiving really is not that big of a deal. Your family and friends are only there because they need you for something. That’s it. However, food is only there because you need it. Just pay attention to whether or not you need that food at the moment, and you will be able to do fine.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
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My Love Draco,
I am so thankful to have met you! ‘Tis the season to be thankful, so I thought I’d just send you this lovely letter to let you know. Are you as thankful for me as I am thankful for you?
-Your Lady
Dear Lady,
As I have no clue who you are, I cannot say you are mine or the other way around. This also means I cannot say I am thankful for you. It is lovely to hear from a fan such as yourself. If we are doing this “thankful” business, I suppose, I can say I am thankful for your letter.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
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Dear Draco,
I am so sick of this “Thanksgiving” thing! Why do I have to be thankful for something? Why is it so bad that my ambition and hard work got me to where I am? Do you have any pointers for how to get all of these people who are thankful and overly cheery back for being so annoying?
-Not Amused
Dear Not Amused,
There is nothing wrong, at all, about working your hardest. In fact, I commend you for not relying on others to make you great (if you are actually doing well in your life). As for getting those fools back, there are a few pranking options. You could put a little extra something in their food, or you could find them elsewhere and cast some jinxes on them.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy