Glass Slippers?
You have got to be kidding me. Those things would break with the first step.
Giant Pumpkins?
Snorts. Yeah right. Do you really think they had access to Engorgio?
Talking Mice?
Am I having hallucinations? I don't think so.
Then you have the whole Evil Step-Mom and Step-Sisters, being whisked away by Prince Charming and that being due to a Fairy Godmother.
Puh leeze.
That has got to be one of the most cliché story lines to exist.
And then when blondie loses her shoe and princie is the bigger bimbo. Like there isn't anyone else in the kingdom with the same size foot.
What was he thinking? Oh I know the answer to that.
Absolutely NOTHING. He wasn't made to be intelligent. He was designed to be Ken to Barbie. No brains needed for that.
The mice had more brains than that dude.
Besides that you had the catty step-sisters. Like damn are those two bitches. Frankly I think the Grimms version is better in that case.
At least the two in that one weren't only bitches but psycho's too with trying to mutilate their feet to fit in the shoes.
You couldn't pay me enough for that crap.
The luckiest characters must have been the mice. Like they got to live a life of luxury in the castle without being an idiot or a slave. That has got to be some of the best luck that didn't have too horrible of consequences to get to live in a castle.
My next life I want to come back as an animated mouse. Just saying.