Dear Pansy,
By Pansy Parkinson
Dear Pansy,
I consider you to be one of the most well tasted members of the Slytherin House. Tasted, in the sense of you having great taste, as a person with incredible style. Not in the sense that Dragons think you taste good ... Anyway, I was wondering, my friends and I wanted to go to the theater this weekend and watch a movie. Our conundrum is that we don't know what to watch. There are so many films out in theaters at the moment but not all of them are "watch worthy". Is there any in particular film you would recommend? I mean, you're always on top of what's hot and what's not in every department. I figured if there was someone who would know a good movie, it would be you!
xoxo,
Nothing Scary because #Nightmares
Dear Nothing Scary because #Nightmares,
I'll have you know that Dragons do think I am tasty! I pet a Dragon once on my trip to Romania and it licked me. It also sneezed but we don't need to go into the details of that. Moving forth, you mentioned a movie to see with your friends. I am not a fan of something that will terrify me either. I understand completely. #Nightmares. Besides, my dorm mate gives me enough nightmares and scares with her morning look. It's like she got electrocuted in her sleep.
A good movie currently in theaters is Beauty and the Beast. It's not scary, it only has a Beast. Although, I can see why that would sound scary. I promise, he's just a misunderstood gentleman. Underneath the facade he's just a man like any other wanting to find a happy ending to his own story. Not everyone has dreams of a knight in shining armor, some dream of Draco Malfoy someone ordinary. It's a lovely film! I highly suggest it. Although, do bring tissues. Not that I got teary eyed or anything. My mascara just happened to run...
xoxo,
Pansy P.
Dear Pansy,
My childhood fantasy has come to life! *sobs* The Power Rangers film just came in theaters! I've been waiting all of my childhood for this moment. I've watched all of their series/shows since I can remember. Now, I'll be able to see them in the big screen. I can't wait to see some booty kicking Rangers on screen. Holy guacamaleee, when I was a child I would dress up as them with my friends. I know I am older now but I will trampel some kids just to get the good seats. Who was your favorite Ranger? ^_^
xoxo,
The Pink Ranger
Dear Pink Ranger,
I won't confirm nor deny my liking of this strange film. I will, however say, that for muggles that film was really good. I'm pretty sure the director is a wizard because, did you see those special effects for Zordon? Yeah, no amount of muggle hooptidoo could have pulled something like that off. It's a simple trick really, a beginner's trick. I mean, they used something similar in The Wizard of Oz and it turned out that the Director for that one was a magical being too. Mark my words, Magic is in that film.
Also, when you walked out of the theater did you have a sudden craving for Krispy Kreme? I sure know I did!
PS: I am the ONLY Pink Ranger 
xoxo,
Pansy P.