Mr Fashionista
By Tyler
Hello, darlings!I know you've all missed me. It's okay. I've missed me too. (And I guess you guys as well.) But enough sappiness! We're here to talk business.
It's official summer (I think? I can never keep the dates correct), and, personally, I am suffering. Why, you may ask?
Allergies. Pollen. Particles. Satan.
I assume you all are suffering as well. Which is why I am helping you all out with a great fashion trend that'll totally solve your allergy issues. It's not super trendy yet, but with you guys' help, we can make it a trend. Trust me. We've got this.
Surgical masks. Yes. Those little white cardboard-like masks that attack over your ears with a band. It's unconventional, I know. And I know what you're thinking, "but I'm not a doctor!" and that's okay. You don't have to be a doctor to wear them. And imagine all the pollen that won't enter your body by breathing now!
Of course, white cardboard isn't the most fashionable. I understand that. I empathize with you all. So, I've came up with some suggestions for an easy way to fashion them up.
Tie-dye them. It's a cliché trend, but spring and summer are the classic tie-dye months. You'll be seeing it every day, so why not join in the fun! Be sure to use non-toxic dye, though... since you ARE breathing through it.
Accessorize it. Those earrings you want to wear, but you don't have your ears pierced? Well, first off, why do you own earrings then? Secondly, just wear them on your mask! It's a great tool to showcase your excellent taste level. It's like mock facial piercings without any of the pain or swelling! Now, that's what I call a great fashion choice.
I know, you're all wanting to thank me for this incredible advice. I understand. But I do this out of the goodness of my heart. The best way to repay me is to actually make these things a trend so I can stop sneezing. Or I'll have you hunt you all down.
Until next time, darlings readers!
Mr Fashionista