The Pansy
By nicole2013
Pansy, Pansy, Pansy. She's one of the forces that is constantly in my life, whether I like it or not. At Hogwarts there's not much of a way to get rid of her, which is what I want to do a lot. She's not a horrible person, but she's not the best to be around-at least when she's the one who fancies you.
It's really not surprising when you consider my great looks and connections in the Wizarding World. I'm a Malfoy, after all. Who wouldn't want to be me? Or at least be a close friend? And I'm not complaining either, it's great to have her attention, it just gets annoying when she wants to plan our wedding. We've not even established a relationship!
I guess I should get back to talking about Pansy. I wouldn't even be writing this article if it wasn't for her and her 'mild' suggesting that it should be about her. I've got nothing better to write, anyways, with this being what they consider a 'guest article', as I'm not on sta
Oops, I definitely stopped writing this the other night. It's really not my fault that I got distracted. Though, taking a break has seemed to help with figuring out what to write for the article. I know, I know. I'm already writing about Pansy, but there's not much else to write. She's a pretty straightforward person, so what you get is what you get.
However, just the other day, I learned something new. Pansy is married! Who would've guessed? Though, I should've guessed something was different since it has been quite some time since she's talked about wedding plans and how much she likes my eyes...maybe I'm just living in the past now. Hm. At least I've finally found this out. I think it was Pansy and Alisha's anniversary or something. Or maybe it was just some sort of party? I don't know. Either way, I was informed by some random Slytherin attending the party that the pair were 'just too cute together' and how 'they will never break up' and that 'they're just so happy together'.
Overall, I'm happy for her. I think we're still friends, but how could we not be? I'm going to be glad to not be bothered with her ranting on about us getting married or whatever. I don't need that. Plus Mother has been insisting I take some interest in Greengrass. As if! Don't tell anyone, but I'm not interested in anyone as of now, not that I can't handle a relationship...
I think this is enough from an article, right? And this will make Pansy happy. She needed a freelance, saying someone was just too busy!
-The Draco Malfoy
PS: Pretty amazing sign-off, right?