Potion AND spell of the month
By Samantha Bradley


Potion AND Spell of the Month

This is a good time to pay homage to one of our favorite Slytherins of all. Yes, I am talking about Miss Pansy Parkinson, of course. And since she's so awesome, I think we should do more than just discuss her favorite Potion or her favorite Spell. Why don't we go a step further and reveal BOTH of these things to you, I say. Pansy would like you to know all the facts and nothing less than the facts, after all.

It shouldn't surprise you too much to know that Pansy's favorite potion of all time is Amortentia. This is the strongest love potion ever made, after all, and her ultimate goal in life is to win the love of Draco Malfoy.

We all know that each person who smells Amortentia smells something different, and so you may be wondering what it smells like for Pansy. Simply put, it is the clean, fresh scent of Draco's strawberry cream shampoo and conditioner. The big question is - What does Amortentia smell like to Draco? Pansy hopes it is the smell of pansy flowers, but we know that it is more likely to be that of pure, unadulterated power. Who knows for certain, though? Draco hasn't succumbed yet.

Now, what do you think Pansy's favorite spell would be? Again, it's not much of a surprise. She loves the spell Densaugeo. Yes, the exact same spell which Draco accidentally hit Hermione in the mouth with back in the Goblet of Fire days. It's the one which made her already huge teeth grow to over a foot long. As much as Pansy enjoys this sight, word has it that she is busy working on another spell which will be even more fun. This one would make Hermione's hair even more wild and tangled than it's ever been. In fact, it is a spell to make her hair stand straight up out of her head and become more coarse and hard than nails. If that isn't enough, Pansy hopes to bring a magnetic property in where Hermione's hair will attract every sort of metal object ever dreamed of. This, used in combination with the Densaugeo spell, should truly be something to see. It serves that mudblood right, after all.