Dear Pansy
By deidra
Since this issue is all about yours truly, I decided to take a break from all that advice I dish out, and share some of my favorite fan mail that I've received over the years. Stay fabulous, sexy snakes!
Dear Pansy,
The first time I met you, I knew that you were going to change my life. However, I never, ever expected that I had just met my soulmate. You are the best partner, friend, and lover that any person could ever hopeful. When you walk into the room, it is as if no one else is there. You are my happily ever after, my light, my safe place, and my very best friend. I love you, my darling wife. Always.
Love,
Alisha
Dear Parkinson,
Hello there! I just wanted to send a little note expressing how proud I am of you. You were an excellent student, and I see that you are making something extraordinary of yourself. Not that I'm surprised! I knew you would be exceptional the first time I saw you in potions in your 6th year! You should stop by, and have tea with your favorite old professor!
Sincerely,
Professor Horace Slughorn
Dear Pansy,
You are quite the little columnist. All young people should be more like you. If you ever are interested in writing for the Daily Prophet, and leaving that little paper of yours, let me know, and I'll get you your own column. Best of luck, darling.
Kisses!
Rita Skeeter
Dear Pansy,
I forgive you for saying that I should be handed over to the Death Eaters during the battle of Hogwarts. You're not too bad, for a Slytherin.
-Harry Potter
Dear Pansy,
Congrats on such a successful column. Mother and Father are very proud. How do you get your hair to look so shiny?
-Draco
Dear Pansy,
You are good at warding away Nargles. You also are very pretty, that's nice too, I suppose. Have a good day!
-Luna Lovegood
Dear Miss Parkinson,
I'm glad to see you're on the right track. Your column has helped many a Slytherin student follow in your example. Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Dear Miss Parkinson,
Thank you so much for the socks you sent me! Dobby looks, how do you say it, oh! Fabulous! Dobby looks fabulous!
-Dobby
Dear Mistress Parkinson,
It is good to see that Mistress has not consorted with filthy blood traitors too much. Mistress Black would be very proud of you. Kreacher is also very proud of you.
Humbly Yours,
Kreacher
Dear Pansy,
Don't worry, I'll take good care of Draco. Cheerio, Darling! Love,
Astoria Greengrass
By deidra
Since this issue is all about yours truly, I decided to take a break from all that advice I dish out, and share some of my favorite fan mail that I've received over the years. Stay fabulous, sexy snakes!
Dear Pansy,
The first time I met you, I knew that you were going to change my life. However, I never, ever expected that I had just met my soulmate. You are the best partner, friend, and lover that any person could ever hopeful. When you walk into the room, it is as if no one else is there. You are my happily ever after, my light, my safe place, and my very best friend. I love you, my darling wife. Always.
Love,
Alisha
Dear Parkinson,
Hello there! I just wanted to send a little note expressing how proud I am of you. You were an excellent student, and I see that you are making something extraordinary of yourself. Not that I'm surprised! I knew you would be exceptional the first time I saw you in potions in your 6th year! You should stop by, and have tea with your favorite old professor!
Sincerely,
Professor Horace Slughorn
Dear Pansy,
You are quite the little columnist. All young people should be more like you. If you ever are interested in writing for the Daily Prophet, and leaving that little paper of yours, let me know, and I'll get you your own column. Best of luck, darling.
Kisses!
Rita Skeeter
Dear Pansy,
I forgive you for saying that I should be handed over to the Death Eaters during the battle of Hogwarts. You're not too bad, for a Slytherin.
-Harry Potter
Dear Pansy,
Congrats on such a successful column. Mother and Father are very proud. How do you get your hair to look so shiny?
-Draco
Dear Pansy,
You are good at warding away Nargles. You also are very pretty, that's nice too, I suppose. Have a good day!
-Luna Lovegood
Dear Miss Parkinson,
I'm glad to see you're on the right track. Your column has helped many a Slytherin student follow in your example. Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Dear Miss Parkinson,
Thank you so much for the socks you sent me! Dobby looks, how do you say it, oh! Fabulous! Dobby looks fabulous!
-Dobby
Dear Mistress Parkinson,
It is good to see that Mistress has not consorted with filthy blood traitors too much. Mistress Black would be very proud of you. Kreacher is also very proud of you.
Humbly Yours,
Kreacher
Dear Pansy,
Don't worry, I'll take good care of Draco. Cheerio, Darling! Love,
Astoria Greengrass