Which Fantastic Beasts Character Are You?
- By: Sophie

In the whimsical Wizarding World, the Roaring 20s tend to quite literally roar - with Newt Scamander and co. on the loose, you never know which magical beast is going to start sauntering around Central Park or raid a local jewelry store. In this month's quiz, take the chance to find out which member of Scamander's squad that you most resemble!

Oh, and please be careful: we have reports that a Demiguise may be loose somewhere in the article...


1. You find a mysterious suitcase lying on a bench. Upon closer inspection, you can hear what sound like growls and animal cries coming from inside. What do you do?
A. Immediately open it for a closer look - if there's an animal inside, you need to help them!
B. Cautiously approach, look around you to see if anyone's watching, and slowly open the lid...
C. Take it to the nearest police station - better safe than sorry!
D. Pick it up, but take it home instead of opening it - you know someone else who'd be much better suited to this job.

2. If you could have any job on this world (sic. on this list), what would you be?
A. A successful author, with the ability to travel freely around the world and explore.
B. A baker! You've always dreamed of running your own business and being your own boss.
C. Something in the law enforcement sector. You have the guts to uphold the rules where others would fail!
D. You're not entirely sure, but a job in which you could put your skills to good use.

3. You've just found out that your friend has gotten themselves into a sticky situation and needs your help getting unstuck. What do you do?
A. Promise to help them get through this, and work together to come up with a rational solution to ending the problem.
B. Sticky situations aren't really your forte, unless the "sticky" part comes from some kind of syrup. Instead, you give them a pat on the shoulder, tell them, "that sounds tricky, pal", and make a hasty retreat.
C. Advise them to go to the law to look for help, and offer to put them in contact with some people you know who can handle this kind of situation professionally.
D. Go out of your way to help them, even at great personal risk.

4. ... Wait, what's that? Over there, on the path ahead of you! Is that...
A. An undiscovered kind of magical beast!?
B. Probably just your imagination playing tricks on you?
C. The criminal you've been trying to track down for the past few months?
D. A dear friend you've been longing to see?

5. Recently, due to an incident entirely out of your control, you've found yourself banned from a country to which you very much need to travel with a friend. What do you do?
A. "What are you talking about? I'm already there!"
B. Make no plans to go there, but accept that your friend will probably find a way to drag you there, anyway.
C. You absolutely do not go there - unless there is a legitimate emergency, you will stick to the rules.
D. Make arrangements to travel there with your friend, anyway - you need to get there, so why put it off?

6. You can't deny it: you're falling in love with that person, even though you feel that they're too good for you (have some confidence!). How will you tell them?
A. You won't tell them, and will instead put it off until it's (almost) too late.
B. Tell them in a jokey sort of way, but accept that the chances of success are low. (I believe in you!)
C. "They're already taken anyway, so I'll just leave it."
D. Make a love potion to win them over (very sneaky!).

If you answered...
Mostly A: You are Newt Scamander! You have a tendency to bumble your way through life, but everything seems to go your way. Even so, your friends know that you're there for them, and your sense of adventure is why they love you.

Mostly B: You are Jacob Kowalski! Content with living a simple life and making an honest living, trouble still seems to have a way of finding you. Just make sure to enjoy the challenges life throws your way, as everything has a way of working itself out.

Mostly C: You are Tina Goldstein! Even though you may be a stickler for the law, your heart is in the right place, and your friends know that you'll always find a way to support them if they need your help.

Mostly D: You are Queenie Goldstein! Though sometimes people may underestimate you, your impressive set of skills means that you know how to use this to your advantage to look out for those closest to you.