Horoscopes by Brandon
By scorpiodude31
Some time's of the year just give us absolute HELL; while others are quite favorable but while putting the others through Hell as well. Winter is coming to a close and the grand cycle will restart as March 20 marks the rebirth of the sun. To others this is a celebration to throw your parkas and hoodies in your closets and break out the swim suits; Others is the time they stay inside because of allergies, insects, humidity and any other nasty bloody thing that comes with the Spring time. Never fret, I have some advice for ye fretful Slytherins.
Aries March 21-April 19: Spring is right around the corner and you will be on your feet soon enough. Your mind is everywhere this time of year from unfinished projects to relationship drama to breaking and making friends. As the sun makes it's way through Pisces; You will likely make new friends but also quarrel with old ones. Your emotions are everywhere at the moment but don't fret;As the sun returns in your sign March 21st you will feel more focused and grounded and ready to tackle anything.
Taurus April 20-May 20: The other signs aren't feeling the effects of Winter like you Bulls and heifers are. This time of year your prone to catch a cold or have a problem wrong with your throat/tonsils. Somehow you don't let that kick you down; you're the one to go out and enjoy the luxuries of life with your tissue box by your side. This quality for some reason awaken your quirky side and you explore new ideas or try a new food. Above everything else; try not to self indulge too much.
Gemini May 21-June 20: This time of year is a coin toss because being a Gemini; you are sensitive to your surroundings and can become ill quickly. The same could be said if you have a badass idea that you just have to jot down. As a mutable or adaptable air sign like Aquarius and Libra; your the witty, comical and intelligent one when it comes to the other air nomads. This time of year can spark new beginnings and bring new ideas and innovations so keep some Pepperup potion handy in case one of your friends has the flu!
Cancer June 21-July 22: Oh you poor crabs. This time of year is the most challenging. Your mind is always wondering and ideas come and go but for the most part you find yourself missing family members or wanting a relationship with that perfect somebody. As the sun enters Pisces in late February; you will begin to feel more grounded yet you will feel restless; in extension burning out all of your energy. Be careful about impulsive spending this time of year.
Leo July 23-August 22: You lions and lionesses are in your opposite part of the year with your worst to come as the sun enters Pisces. You may feel the need to get back in touch with family or try something new like go to a new club out of town and meet new people and possibly a new lover. Careful though as this time of year causes your emotions to become over reactive or hypochondriac-ish. You may tend to worry about the little details but nothing like best friends can help you through this time of year!
Virgo August 23-September 22: It's just a mess for you Maidens out there. You can't keep your attention on anything for more than a few minutes and find yourself even nitpicking at the littlest details and even neglecting your social life due to your own personal convictions. Take the advice from a Scorpio my dear friends, go out, have fun and just be safe about it and pick up some vitamin C on your way back home and plenty of water. Try not to let your emotions get the best of you and use your unorthodox analytical mind for the greater good.
Libra September 23-October 22: Grace and eloquence are just a few words to describe you this time of year. Nothing seems to phase you as far as the social circle is concerned. You're most likely going to venture out into new ideas and people perhaps even discover something that could be useful. Relationships are a challenge this time of year as the sun moves into Pisces in late February making you short fused and cranky. Enjoy the last bit of Aquarius because it's gonna be a whomping willow ride for the next two months.
Scorpio October 23-November 21: You Scorpions are all over the grid this time of year; unfinished projects, writer's block, lost causes and dead ends. Though through all the struggle you manage to find the time to explore new ideas and inventions. The paranormal is extremely interesting to you this time of year as well as exploring anything hidden and mysterious. It's not necessarily advised to start a relationship until the sun enters Pisces in late February as Aquarian energy scrambles your mentality and causes you to be impulsive.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21: Wow is just a word for this time of year for you Archers. You are everywhere from new job promotions to casual love affairs to marriages. All through this you manage to squeeze in new ideas or donate to a charity. Be careful not to over indulge in your favorite foods as you put on weight really easily and therefor not good for your health. You know how them thighs look when they're flabby. A gym membership or walking regimen will benefit you greatly as you're never one to work out without having fun.
Capricorn December 22-January 19: Capricious much ye goats? You, much like the archers, are being quite the industrious or mentally savvy one among your social circle. For you married goats out there; you may want to try something new in your love life. For you single goats out there; You are somewhere between the lines of wanting to party until the sunrise or volunteering for a good cause. You are also more sensitive and empathetic this time of year so try to let loose and have fun and for the love of Merlin be safe.
Aquarius January 20-February 18: Home run! YES! This time of year is the home plate for you water bearers! You're ready to tackle everything and new ideas and inventions are sure to pop up around your friends and you most certainly will be the one to be credited. You are likely to have numerous affairs or find your soul mate this time of year as well. Be careful not to over spend your money on helping other people as this in return can really hurt yourself and your lover.
Pisces February 19-March 20: You're just ready for things to get on already. You fishes feel like your swimming in a stagnant pool of nowhere but do not fret. You most likely have the answer to your own question or you can help other people answer their own. You are very sensitive to other people's feelings so be careful and weary of being used or taken for granted. Kindness can only go so far before you explode. As the sun enters home plate on the 19th you should begin to find your way upstream once again in new waters.
If you would like any further advice or have any questions you may Owl me anytime.
I'd love to answer any questions for you. If you would like a birth chart reading analysis, go Here to obtain your personal and unique natal chart and I will interpret it for you. I respect everyone's privacy and this is purely just for SOUPS horosopes use and gaining knowledge of the self.
- Brandon
By scorpiodude31
Some time's of the year just give us absolute HELL; while others are quite favorable but while putting the others through Hell as well. Winter is coming to a close and the grand cycle will restart as March 20 marks the rebirth of the sun. To others this is a celebration to throw your parkas and hoodies in your closets and break out the swim suits; Others is the time they stay inside because of allergies, insects, humidity and any other nasty bloody thing that comes with the Spring time. Never fret, I have some advice for ye fretful Slytherins.
Aries March 21-April 19: Spring is right around the corner and you will be on your feet soon enough. Your mind is everywhere this time of year from unfinished projects to relationship drama to breaking and making friends. As the sun makes it's way through Pisces; You will likely make new friends but also quarrel with old ones. Your emotions are everywhere at the moment but don't fret;As the sun returns in your sign March 21st you will feel more focused and grounded and ready to tackle anything.
Taurus April 20-May 20: The other signs aren't feeling the effects of Winter like you Bulls and heifers are. This time of year your prone to catch a cold or have a problem wrong with your throat/tonsils. Somehow you don't let that kick you down; you're the one to go out and enjoy the luxuries of life with your tissue box by your side. This quality for some reason awaken your quirky side and you explore new ideas or try a new food. Above everything else; try not to self indulge too much.
Gemini May 21-June 20: This time of year is a coin toss because being a Gemini; you are sensitive to your surroundings and can become ill quickly. The same could be said if you have a badass idea that you just have to jot down. As a mutable or adaptable air sign like Aquarius and Libra; your the witty, comical and intelligent one when it comes to the other air nomads. This time of year can spark new beginnings and bring new ideas and innovations so keep some Pepperup potion handy in case one of your friends has the flu!
Cancer June 21-July 22: Oh you poor crabs. This time of year is the most challenging. Your mind is always wondering and ideas come and go but for the most part you find yourself missing family members or wanting a relationship with that perfect somebody. As the sun enters Pisces in late February; you will begin to feel more grounded yet you will feel restless; in extension burning out all of your energy. Be careful about impulsive spending this time of year.
Leo July 23-August 22: You lions and lionesses are in your opposite part of the year with your worst to come as the sun enters Pisces. You may feel the need to get back in touch with family or try something new like go to a new club out of town and meet new people and possibly a new lover. Careful though as this time of year causes your emotions to become over reactive or hypochondriac-ish. You may tend to worry about the little details but nothing like best friends can help you through this time of year!
Virgo August 23-September 22: It's just a mess for you Maidens out there. You can't keep your attention on anything for more than a few minutes and find yourself even nitpicking at the littlest details and even neglecting your social life due to your own personal convictions. Take the advice from a Scorpio my dear friends, go out, have fun and just be safe about it and pick up some vitamin C on your way back home and plenty of water. Try not to let your emotions get the best of you and use your unorthodox analytical mind for the greater good.
Libra September 23-October 22: Grace and eloquence are just a few words to describe you this time of year. Nothing seems to phase you as far as the social circle is concerned. You're most likely going to venture out into new ideas and people perhaps even discover something that could be useful. Relationships are a challenge this time of year as the sun moves into Pisces in late February making you short fused and cranky. Enjoy the last bit of Aquarius because it's gonna be a whomping willow ride for the next two months.
Scorpio October 23-November 21: You Scorpions are all over the grid this time of year; unfinished projects, writer's block, lost causes and dead ends. Though through all the struggle you manage to find the time to explore new ideas and inventions. The paranormal is extremely interesting to you this time of year as well as exploring anything hidden and mysterious. It's not necessarily advised to start a relationship until the sun enters Pisces in late February as Aquarian energy scrambles your mentality and causes you to be impulsive.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21: Wow is just a word for this time of year for you Archers. You are everywhere from new job promotions to casual love affairs to marriages. All through this you manage to squeeze in new ideas or donate to a charity. Be careful not to over indulge in your favorite foods as you put on weight really easily and therefor not good for your health. You know how them thighs look when they're flabby. A gym membership or walking regimen will benefit you greatly as you're never one to work out without having fun.
Capricorn December 22-January 19: Capricious much ye goats? You, much like the archers, are being quite the industrious or mentally savvy one among your social circle. For you married goats out there; you may want to try something new in your love life. For you single goats out there; You are somewhere between the lines of wanting to party until the sunrise or volunteering for a good cause. You are also more sensitive and empathetic this time of year so try to let loose and have fun and for the love of Merlin be safe.
Aquarius January 20-February 18: Home run! YES! This time of year is the home plate for you water bearers! You're ready to tackle everything and new ideas and inventions are sure to pop up around your friends and you most certainly will be the one to be credited. You are likely to have numerous affairs or find your soul mate this time of year as well. Be careful not to over spend your money on helping other people as this in return can really hurt yourself and your lover.
Pisces February 19-March 20: You're just ready for things to get on already. You fishes feel like your swimming in a stagnant pool of nowhere but do not fret. You most likely have the answer to your own question or you can help other people answer their own. You are very sensitive to other people's feelings so be careful and weary of being used or taken for granted. Kindness can only go so far before you explode. As the sun enters home plate on the 19th you should begin to find your way upstream once again in new waters.
If you would like any further advice or have any questions you may Owl me anytime.
I'd love to answer any questions for you. If you would like a birth chart reading analysis, go Here to obtain your personal and unique natal chart and I will interpret it for you. I respect everyone's privacy and this is purely just for SOUPS horosopes use and gaining knowledge of the self.
- Brandon