potion of the month
By samantha bradley
So there was recently a rumor going around that the world was going to end. This latest rumor was founded on some sort of prophecy by the Mayan Society that was not only misinterpreted but made many centuries ago. It seems that many rumors come about due to misinterpretation, but there are still people who are going to panic and make predictions that the end is near. Sadly, some of us are more gullible or trusting than others and are going to believe these prophecies. For you, my friends, perhaps I can offer something which will help to calm your anxiety a bit. And if it does happen to turn out that you were right and the end is truly in sight, at least you will die happy.
The potion I'm speaking of is Elixir to Induce Euphoria. This potion will make you so giddy with happiness that you probably aren't going to care whether the world is going to end or not. I don't recommend you use it too often as I've heard that it can be somewhat addictive, but it can certainly come in handy for the odd panic addict due to forecasts of the world coming to an end soon. Use it in good health, and may the world as we know it continue to turn for many years to come.