Dear pansy
By deidra
Dear Pansy,
My name is Elizabeth and I just moved here from France. I speak fluent English, but I still feel myself quite lost in the new country. Everyone at school makes fun of my accent and all of the girls just snicker at me because I don't dress in the American fashion the way they do. My father says that I can go back to France and live with my grandparents if I wanted but I really want to stay here and experience new things. But I'm afraid that my fear of being continuously tormented for my home country will drive me back. Do you have any advice?
Thanks a ton! Au Revoir~
Elizabeth
Dear Elizabeth,
To hell with those stupid children. I think it is wonderful that you want to stay in America to gain experiences. You are fabulous. Be true to yourself, keep your chin up, and ignore them. They are not worth a minute of your time. Do not let them make you feel self conscious about your accent or embarrassed about the way you dress. You're better than they are. Don't forget that, sweetheart.
All my love,
Pansy
Pansy dearest! I am in need of some girl advice. I've been told that I am too clingy and Emeli Porter dumped me on Valentines day. How do I not be clingy when all I do is care about the people I feel affectionate for?
-Eli Coin
Dear Eli,
Emeli dumped you on Valentines Day? How tacky! You deserve way better than someone who?d dump you on Valentines Day. I?m sure that that person is just delusional and you are not clingy at all. Just keep being you and the right one will come around. There are plenty of snakes in the nest.
Chin up!
Love, Pansy
Dear Pansy,
How do you look so sexy all the time? I mean seriously, do you drink the elixir of life because you are just DAMN!
-secret Slytherin admirer
Dear Admirer,
Aren?t you just the sweetest person ever! Thank you very much! My beauty regime consists of lots of water, sleep, chocolate, and the blood of a hufflepuff my favorite pair of heels. If you?ve got it, flaunt it. Also, telling your rivals that bellbottom jeans are back in (when they really aren?t) definitely helps make you look sexy. Beauty takes work and sometimes, not in the way you expect.
Thanks again, sweetheart!
All my love,
Pansy
Dear Pansy,
I was studying potions the other night when I stumbled upon how to make the drink of despair. I brewed a batch being the Slytherin I am and accidentally spilled some in Professor Snape's goblet. He's crying hysterically and screaming for Lily Potter..what can I do to help him without getting in serious trouble?
-Bran
Dear Bran,
Run. Run far away. The Room of Requirement, Hogsmede, another country. Just run. I?ll get an owl to Madam Pomfrey, but you need to go into hiding. If Professor Snape finds out it was you, you?re basilisk bait.
Stay Safe!
Love,
Pansy
Dear Pansy,
What is your favorite thing to wear in the Spring? I have to revamp my wardrobe with the latest witches wear and I need some advice girl! I don't like purple or gold, but anything else goes. Thank you dear!
-Desiree Loft
Dear Desiree,
Oh wonderful! I just got an owl from the fabulous Rita Skeeter and she told me that floral and other prints and scarves are all the rage this coming spring. Fill your wardrobe with pretty floral frocks and sexy dresses with your favorite print; pair it with a chiffon scarf and sandals and you?re good to go. Layer with a cardigan or blazer for those chilly spring mornings.Oh, stay away from bellbottom jeans, those are so last year.
Be Fabulous!
Love,
Pansy
By deidra
Dear Pansy,
My name is Elizabeth and I just moved here from France. I speak fluent English, but I still feel myself quite lost in the new country. Everyone at school makes fun of my accent and all of the girls just snicker at me because I don't dress in the American fashion the way they do. My father says that I can go back to France and live with my grandparents if I wanted but I really want to stay here and experience new things. But I'm afraid that my fear of being continuously tormented for my home country will drive me back. Do you have any advice?
Thanks a ton! Au Revoir~
Elizabeth
Dear Elizabeth,
To hell with those stupid children. I think it is wonderful that you want to stay in America to gain experiences. You are fabulous. Be true to yourself, keep your chin up, and ignore them. They are not worth a minute of your time. Do not let them make you feel self conscious about your accent or embarrassed about the way you dress. You're better than they are. Don't forget that, sweetheart.
All my love,
Pansy
Pansy dearest! I am in need of some girl advice. I've been told that I am too clingy and Emeli Porter dumped me on Valentines day. How do I not be clingy when all I do is care about the people I feel affectionate for?
-Eli Coin
Dear Eli,
Emeli dumped you on Valentines Day? How tacky! You deserve way better than someone who?d dump you on Valentines Day. I?m sure that that person is just delusional and you are not clingy at all. Just keep being you and the right one will come around. There are plenty of snakes in the nest.
Chin up!
Love, Pansy
Dear Pansy,
How do you look so sexy all the time? I mean seriously, do you drink the elixir of life because you are just DAMN!
-secret Slytherin admirer
Dear Admirer,
Aren?t you just the sweetest person ever! Thank you very much! My beauty regime consists of lots of water, sleep, chocolate, and the blood of a hufflepuff my favorite pair of heels. If you?ve got it, flaunt it. Also, telling your rivals that bellbottom jeans are back in (when they really aren?t) definitely helps make you look sexy. Beauty takes work and sometimes, not in the way you expect.
Thanks again, sweetheart!
All my love,
Pansy
Dear Pansy,
I was studying potions the other night when I stumbled upon how to make the drink of despair. I brewed a batch being the Slytherin I am and accidentally spilled some in Professor Snape's goblet. He's crying hysterically and screaming for Lily Potter..what can I do to help him without getting in serious trouble?
-Bran
Dear Bran,
Run. Run far away. The Room of Requirement, Hogsmede, another country. Just run. I?ll get an owl to Madam Pomfrey, but you need to go into hiding. If Professor Snape finds out it was you, you?re basilisk bait.
Stay Safe!
Love,
Pansy
Dear Pansy,
What is your favorite thing to wear in the Spring? I have to revamp my wardrobe with the latest witches wear and I need some advice girl! I don't like purple or gold, but anything else goes. Thank you dear!
-Desiree Loft
Dear Desiree,
Oh wonderful! I just got an owl from the fabulous Rita Skeeter and she told me that floral and other prints and scarves are all the rage this coming spring. Fill your wardrobe with pretty floral frocks and sexy dresses with your favorite print; pair it with a chiffon scarf and sandals and you?re good to go. Layer with a cardigan or blazer for those chilly spring mornings.Oh, stay away from bellbottom jeans, those are so last year.
Be Fabulous!
Love,
Pansy