I am snoring on a comfortable human bed, when I am poked. I glare balefully at the human who dared to disturb my nap. Don't they know the meaning of social distancing? I mean clearly it requests that I hog the bed all day and nap all day!
Well except for food breaks. Can't forget those! Those breaks might even be more important than nap breaks!
Speaking of food breaks, I better follow my nose into the kitchen. Now that we are home all the time that means even more food than normal is in the house. This is always a win for a hungry beagle. Now I just need to find where the good stuff is stashed.
My nose leads me to the kitchen and I start to try and figure out which cabinet I want to try and open. That is when my nose picks up a sent in the garbage can. It doesn't smell like garbage. That piques my curiosity and I pad over to the garbage can.
I stand up on my hind legs to peer into the garbage can and that is when I see it! Heaven!
Who would throw out a perfectly good Lasagna? What is wrong with people?! I try to knock over the garbage can, but unfortunately it is too heavy for that. I sigh, or at least I would if I could as a beagle.
Well, guess I just need to make a sacrifice. I jump as high as I can, hit the counter behind the garbage can and fall into the can. Perfect! The Lasagna is all mine!
When I have finished, I realize the problem. I can't get out. Oops. Guess I have to wait for someone to notice me and let me out. I curl up to take a nap. Hopefully they notice soon. If not I'll start barking for help.