Dear Draco
By Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
What is your favorite type of candy and sweets? I love them all and I just can't decide on a favorite, so I'm asking all of my friends for theirs to try to help me to decide!
- Slytherin with a sweet tooth
Dear Sweet-Toothed Slytherin,
I suppose I can let a fellow Slytherin know this little secret of mine. Just do not go telling anyone else about this, yes? Cauldron Cakes. What is not to like about them? You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
How do you not melt in the rain? You're just too sweet!
- Your Secret Admirer #86
Dear Admirer,
I have no clue where you have come to the conclusion that I am "just too sweet". I suggest you get your eyes checked. As for the rain? Either avoid it or a simple water-repellent spell. Easy!
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
I have no idea who to go to for help on this, and I really must keep this confidential ... but you see, I have this sort of mortal enemy that I'm trying to off. I think some sort of poison may be the best, but have no clue on the best way to administer it. I have a feeling you have some experience in this department. Would you mind lending a helping hand?
- Not-my-mortal-enemy
Dear not-my-mortal-enemy,
(I see what you did there. If we are not mortal enemies then what are we? I am not sure I wish to know.)
I have absolutely no idea where you have gotten the idea that I have experience in this area. Unless ... never mind. However, I may have heard that poisons work lovely when added to the unsuspecting victim's favorite sweet. You didn't hear it from me.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy