Horoscopes

by Tyler

Aries: March 21 - April 19
Go to the beach. Treat yourself. You owe yourself some time to relax. Stop the hard work and pressure for a day. Take it easy and relax. Get a suntan. Don't forget your sunscreen, though!

Taurus: April 20 - May 20
That thing you're avoiding? Do it. Procrastination helps no one, and hurts nearly everyone. You aren't doing yourself a favor by avoiding it. You're just building up excess stress and headache. Save yourself the panic.

Gemini: May 21 - June 20
Remember when you were blindingly angry this previous month? Call that person up and make amends. Mindless grudges hinder society.

Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Impromptu road trip. Keep your phone charged in advance. Live a little.

Leo: July 23 - August 22
Get in touch with your natural side. Take a walk in the woods. Go on a nature hike. Don't get lost though! Remember, nearly all cell phones come with a compass application!

Virgo: August 23 - Sept. 22
The next time it rains, enjoy it. Soak it in - literally! Let it cleanse the troubles from your mind.

Libra: Sept. 23 - October 22
Don't. Just don't. You know what I'm talking about.

Scorpio: October 23 - Nov. 21
When in doubt, get out of dodge. Silently leaving the room isn't rude, if you fear a conflict arising from the situation at hand. Planning ahead can help avoid these awkward scenarios.

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Find empowerment in words. Pick up something you wouldn't normally read this month, and verse yourself in it. Find meaning in the words. Allow them to help you shape yourself and opinions correctly. There's only one of you, so make yourself unique and memorable.

Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Splurge on some new shoes. If you're worried about spending too much, remind yourself that your feet carry you everywhere. They're a method of transportation. Don't let them get run down.

Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Hide your credit card. Over spending will be a real temptation this month. As much as you say "treat yourself" you can't afford it this month. Make wise investments.

Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20
Surround yourself with florals. Celebrate the seasonal change. Flowers make everything look prettier and lift your mood significantly. Bring some happiness into your home.