June Horoscopes
By Brandon
Gemini is the first air sign in western astrology and represents duality and the twins. During this time of year the sun moves through Gemini therefore affecting all the signs at the core. Gemini is all about communication, logic and the sharing of information. No wonder the Greek God Hermes/Mercury had wings on his feet. Gemini energy is fast much like the planet's orbital speed. Hopefully the twins won't hate you this year time; hopefully this advice will help. Much love my Snakes -Brandon
Aries:
Feeling restless is just half of it. As the sun progresses through the sign of Gemini you Aries natives are affected with Gemini's restlessness and idea fertile mind. Being around friends, going to the beach or lake would be beneficial for you as you crave the suns rays and embrace the summer months ahead. Perhaps you should buy a nice digital camera and capture some of those moments. After all were not young forever. Love isn't in the air right now for you Rams; mere fleeting affairs are likely due to Gemini's energy flitting around like Hermes on a spree.
Taurus:
Hustle hustle hustle! You Taureans just LOVE (sarcasm) hustling and being everywhere at once. This time of year is great for your wallet, but be careful not to make impulsive decisions with your hard earned money as Gemini is the sign of duality and affects you in the way of how a child would be putting their wants in front of their needs. Go hit up the gym or go on a run and get some of that stress out. Try to tread lightly with your partner as your tongue can injure their ego and cause them to leave. Gemini energy doesn't stick around when it's not treated right.
Gemini:
Home! Finally! You Twins have been waiting since October for this time of year. Grab your friends and a few bottles of firewhiskey and have a big pow wow by the black lake. Gemini is the party sign of the zodiac so you guys never can go wrong..okay you can but lets be positive okay? You may want to nose dive into the newest books or muggle electronic devices as your brain just loves any form of knowledge. Love could be in the cards for you, but be wary that as a Gemini you like fun and love isn't always fun. Just don't make a habit of being a heartbreaker.
Cancer:
Did somebody say water? Maybe, but I know you crabs are craving a vacation, a breather from works demands. Why not try to make plans with your mother or family to the lake or beach? As a Cancer, most of you are family oriented and therefor your venting outlet is your family. It's near therapy for you. A mother's advice goes a long way. Love would be a challenge for you this time of year since your schedule is so discombobulated, so just wait until next month when you hit home and sparks will fly.
Leo:
Party? Oh yeah. You feel the singe of the sun once more and that tells you to throw your parkas in the closet and whip out the flip flops, ray bans, beach towels and your drink of choice. The company of friends is very much needed this time of year; Gemini affects Leo is with the flitted mind and restlessness that makes you go out in the middle of the night and want to associate with the centaurs. Quirky is an understatement. Love is not in the cards, you're ready, but the universe isn't. Wait until August.
Virgo:
You Virgo's are just stressed the eff out in every direction possible. You're mind is somewhere between London and Los Angeles and your body is storing fat in places it shouldn't. This time of year couldn't be more hellacious for most of you Virgos out there. Gemini is your total polar opposite and therefor you're mind, shoulders, lungs and tongue are going to be affected either in a positive way or negative way. Love is definitely not in the cards for you. If you are in a relationship, it will be challenged this month.
Libra:
You Libra's are wanting to cook, have a BBQ, or do something with the family and friends. You feel rejuvenated as the sun hits home in a fellow air sign. Gemini energy will make you want to be around friends, drink more than you should and discover things about yourself you didn't even know before. Enjoy this month because next month will put a challenge on any possible relationships you are considering.
Scorpio:
Wanna scream? Run away? Feeling unappreciated and taken advantage of? Join the bandwagon. Gemini energy basically hates Scorpio energy in the way of not having the right words to say and therefor pissing the other person off unintentionally. The only positive outcome that can result from this month is calling up your friends and having a good time. Friends are needed when life gets this stressful. Love is not in the cards this month. A mere fleeting affair is likely though.
Sagittarius:
Blah is one word that can describe what you feel about this month. Too hot, too humid and too stressful. You're tired when you can't be and you're moody to people who didn't show you a disposition. You Archers are in your opposite part of year having your mind go everywhere or nowhere at all even when you want it to. Writer's block is among one of the traits you'll likely encounter this month so prepare! Don't even think about love because love will bring more trouble to you this month than your own mouth can.
Capricorn:
Busy busy busy! Did I forget to mention busy? You Caps are on the verge of just SCREAMING right now. People seem to be out to get you and be overly critical of you this month when your a perfectly fine hard worker. Gemini energy is to blame for that; it causes people to pick on others just for fun and not to criticize for the better. This is a major contributor to the stress in your life. Love is obviously not in the cards for you, nor do you have a desire since you're primarily focused on your money right now.
Aquarius:
Minor health problems are likely this month as Gemini enters the sky. Asthma or sunburn atop your shoulders are as worse as it can possibly get. All that set aside, this is a good month to get out, socialize with your friends, throw a party and be your neurotic self. Listen to your own advice this month since Gemini energy tends to like to advise people falsely just for their amusement. Love is in the cards for you, you just gotta put on that Aquarian swag and work it.
Pisces:
Do you feet hurt? Sunburn? Broken arm? Those are just the possible ailments that can happen to you this month as Gemini passes through the sky. As your total opposite sign, Gemini affects you with not having the right words to say and the social awkwardness of feeling like the black sheep in the crowd. I'd advise you to get your close besties and have a night to yourselves with a few butterbeers and a copy o game of thrones and youll be good. Love is not in the cards for you just keep doing your thing and next month should be more promising.