Why does a slug need a horn?
It does not need to fight.
It just slides along the floor,
Leaving a trail of slime.

Why does a slug need a horn?
It is such a gentle creature.
All they do is eat lettuce,
Although some people may not like that.

Why does a slug need a horn?
It's just a snail without a shell,
Minding its own business
All the day long.

Why does a slug need a horn?
It seems such an odd thing.
It has eyes, though,
So at least it can see.

Why does a slug need a horn?
For basically doing nothing.
Eating lettuce and other things,
Mostly being silent in the garden.

Why does a slug need a horn?
It just lives in gardens,
Keeping to itself.
Why does a slug need a horn?