Hello, there, my fellow snakes, it's that time again to consult the stars, and see where you land. Good luck, and may the odds ever be in your favor.
Aries
An important comet named Chiron and known as the "wounded healer" goes retrograde, demanding that you face trauma. Lean on Your friendly neighborhood Emergency Medical Hologram during this emotional but healing time. Don't worry. There is still fun to be had as Leo starts its season this month, so there are lots of parties to attend.
Taurus
When your ruling planet, lover Venus, enters perfectionist Virgo this month, you're reminded of how much you have to offer. July is a month filled with parties that Jabba The Hut would be proud of and blessings in your love life; just beware of getting caught up in gossip. It could come back to bite you.
Gemini
You're the social butterfly of the zodiac, Gemini. Loud Leo season begins this month, and your calendar is full. However, please make time for sleep and self-care if you don't want to become a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, especially earlier in the month, during the new moon in homebody Cancer. Don't worry; you'll be doused in glitter and on the dance floor by the end of July.
Cancer
You may experience some anxiety or paranoia early in the month, sweet Cancer, when the sun in your sign clashes with eccentric Uranus in Taurus. But that means that you have full cosmic permission to do some of your favorite things. This includes sleep, self-care, and surrounding yourself with the people that you love. However, the fun-loving Leo season puts a spring in your step and ends the month on a happy-go-lucky note, making you as happy as fishing Toothless.
Leo
It's your season, Leo, and no one does birthdays as you do. The world has been through a lot lately, so it's your job to celebrate your birthday-big, disco balls and all. A full moon in eccentric Aquarius is the ideal night for a birthday bash. Your charisma is out of control, so use this month to ask for a raise or your crush on a date; just don't forget to let your Satyr in on the plan.
Virgo
Watch out for misunderstandings early in the month, Virgo. If a text message from a lover sounds off, clarify before jumping to conclusions- in person, if possible. You don't want to start any unnecessary conflicts, because when romance planet Venus enters your sign, your love life will be hotter than Derek during a gym session.
Libra
When an important comet, known as Vesta, enters your sign mid-month, you're on high alert for any injustices in your life. If you're giving more emotional labor than receiving in a relationship, now is the time to balance those scales. Don't worry, Libra; you'll stand up for yourself and do the right thing almost as self-righteously as Stefan would.
Scorpio
July asks you to get on top of your finances, Scorpio. Whatever your current income status is, it's important that you have a budget. Once that's in order, you're ready to party and enjoy Leo season. Just try to avoid gossip, because it can bring out your paranoid side, and no one needs another Jaenine Mathews in their life, now do they?
Sagittarius
When your ruling planet, lucky Jupiter (which is retrograde), changes signs, you have a chance to correct past relationship mistakes. This is a rare gift, so use it wisely. Making amends and moving on from the past leaves you feeling good. July sees you happy in love, and you should prepare for a date to remember during the full moon in Aquarius. You never know you could enter into an epic love affair more powerful than that of The Doctor and Rose Tyler.
Capricorn
You work hard and play hard, Capricorn, but a new moon in sweet Cancer has you craving emotional intimacy. As a result, you can expect romantic relationships to level up in July to Carlisle and Esme-like proportions. If you're single, perhaps you're ready to go steady. Your one task is to become a bit more comfortable with vulnerability.
Aquarius
Early in the month, a new moon inspires you to stay in for self-care. You're officially not allowed to feel guilty about needing your beauty sleep. Rest up and recharge, because when a bright full moon falls in your sign, Aquarius, right after the Leo season begins, you may be partying like a hobbit on Bilbo's birthday.
Pisces
Life has been challenging lately for you, pretty Pisces, and you deserve to escape the Arena and catch a break. This July, the stress lowers, and your social invitations increase. There's excitement in your love life, and no one deserves that more than you. When lover planet Venus enters Virgo, you see relationships deepen. Try to put your stress aside and go out and enjoy the world.
Ok, dearies, that's the best your friendly little dragon can do. The night sky is cloudy, and I'm off to bed. Good Night one and all.