Deathly Hallows. I can talk about the Tale of the Three Brothers.
Or I can talk about the book.
Well the brothers are easy, the first two were morons but that doesn't really give me much to work with so let's go to the book.
First, it starts with saving the Dursleys and hiding them from the war. Yeah... the book was literally a blood bath. Couldn't you have killed off those creatures like you killed off everyone else? Like you really had to waste pages in saving those people?
It is quickly followed by Hedwig's Death. No, just no. You may be the Queen Rowling, but you do NOT kill the furry and feathery friends (speaking of---what happened to Crookshanks?). Mad-eye died then too, but frankly I could have lived with that if Hedwig had lived.
After that a visit to the Ministry was made and Umbridge comes into the picture. Again, you let that filth live? Really!?
After that comes Dobby. He saves her main character's life how many times and this is how she repays him? Not cool Rowling! Not cool!
You would think that all of that would be enough pulling at our heart strings, but you would be wrong. Following that we have the Battle of Hogwarts where the real blood bath begins.
Lavender Brown was savaged by Greyback.
Colin Creevey, though at least she spared us the details of how he died when he wasn't even supposed to be there.
Many other students. And if that wasn't enough...
Remus and Tonks, leaving their young son an orphan.
Snape. Yes he was a jerk, and you won't convince me otherwise, but at least he dropped a tree branch on Petunia when they were young.
Fred leaving poor George without his twin. Were we supposed to be appeased with Percy returning to the family?
*cough* #ItShouldHaveBeenPercy *cough*
And OK, technically Harry should be in that list too. However, he came back to life so whatever.
And that epilogue... Harry paired with his former stalker and Ron with Hermione... who, let me get this straight, got together in the final battle when it would have been pretty easy to AK them while they were distracted? Really Hermione, you are smarter than that.
Just no. Can we get a redo please?