I regret to inform you that I am afraid that my beagle instincts took over and I ate Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, so I won't be going on any adventures this week. Unless you count a dog crapping paper cuts an adventure. I will be back next issue after I finish digesting the book.
Would someone bring me some Tums, please? My tummy hurts. *Whimpers pitifully*