Awesome Astrology

By Cia

Ever tried to predict future events or gain insight into personalities, relationships using the relative positions of celestial bodies like the moon? Yes? Well, you know there's an official term for all that stuff, right? It's called Astrology. So in this article, I will attempt to unravel the mysteries of all you Slytherins of different star signs according to amazing astrology!

Slytherin Aries are absurdly complicated. On one hand, they can be the strongest in their House - they've got intensity, drive, ambition, charisma and a profound sense of self, which is the stuff all great legends are made of. On the other hand, even though they'll never admit it, these Slytherins are the easiest to manipulate, and can be quite cruel and tactless, but if they manage to be aware of their shortcomings, they will go quite far.

Slytherin Tauruses emphasise materialism and loyalty the most. They're almost blindly loyal to their allies and superiors, and will value wealth and property over more abstract assets (for example, love and friendship), so they manage money excellently. A lot of them work in Gringotts after they graduate from Hogwarts. They are stubbornly determined, even more than most Slytherins, and will get what they want every time.

Slytherins born under the sign of Gemini can always lie oh so obviously and be believed, due to their mental agility and their literacy skills. Of course, they're not all liars, but if you hear some interesting gossip from one of them, it's probably for the best that you hear the other side's story as well.

Potions, potions and more potions. Born under a water sign, the Slytherin Cancer is all about potions. On the outside, they are cold and emotionless, but on the inside, they actually crave love. They're also great at observing and perceiving people, and can flawlessly manipulate others' emotions.

If a Slytherin Leo is brought up well, he or she will define what 'noble' means. They are confident, open, charming, wise and generous. But if they grew up with bad company, they will be elitist, arrogant bullies. Either way, Leos love being in the spotlight and crave attention anytime, anywhere. They usually end up as leaders because of their creativity, resourcefulness, sense of responsibility and charisma.

Virgo Slytherins might not be the most outgoing and sociable, but they are certainly the most observant, quick-witted and analytic. As they say, the quietest people think the loudest. That is certainly true for our Virgos, as they have the imagination to think up big ideas and also the power to carry them out. Because of their quietness, they are often underestimated. That is most unwise.

Slytherin Libras are polished, poised, well-bred, excruciatingly polite and correct in everything they do. They could most obviously proclaim their hatred and dislike for you, but make it sound like they are counting the things they love about you. They are diplomatic and can easily change how they appear to others to get what they want.

There is no middle ground for those who are born under Scorpio and Sorted into Slytherin. They're either the greatest heroes or the most evil villains. They are attracted to the mysterious Dark Arts, and have been since birth. Only they themselves can determine if they will use their knowledge to oppose the Dark Arts or embrace them.

Slytherin Sagittariuses have vision and ambition, and supported by their Housemates, they can achieve great things. However, they tend to coast through their classes if they can get away with it, as they would rather dream of the future than attend to the present.

The values that are most emphasised here are discipline and pragmatism. Slytherins born under the sign of Capricorn like doing large-scale jobs that require delegation. They tend to be obsessive overachievers and perfectionists, even though they are not as flamboyant and dramatic. They are also discreet and diplomatic, which is why they are usually on good terms with everyone.

Slytherin Aquarians are lucky. They have drive, determination, ambition, brilliance, cleverness, although they are more introverted and full of social conscience than the average Slytherin. These wizards and witches are easily overlooked socially (by fools), although they excel in the academic field and can eventually become very powerful.

Slytherin Pisces dream big. They are the most imaginative of the lot because of their creativity and their need for mystery and glamour. They are followers rather than leaders, but that doesn't mean they are weak - Pisces Slytherins never forgive and forget. Ever. They are good with humans and psychology, but are quiet and assuming, which is why they are rarely noticed. They know this, of course, and often use it to their advantage.

That's it for this month! I hope you've learned a little bit more about yourself, and perhaps also about your family, friends and enemy. Put this knowledge to a good use!

Ciao!
Cia