Horoscopes
By Tyler
Aries: March 21 - April 19
Remember your beach trip? Did you forget to pack sunscreen? Take this month to recover from your wild adventures. Your mental health needs just as much care as your physical health does.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Sleep in. Take long walks. Have a bubble bath. Allow yourself some freedoms this month.
Gemini: May 21 - June 20
Eat cake. Enjoy yourself.
Cancer: June 21 - July 22
There's going to be an altercation. Stand up for yourself. Take no prisoners.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Shape your talent. Practice makes perfect. Inspire jealousy in your opponents.
Virgo: August 23 - Sept. 22
When in doubt, shimmy your way out. Dancing your way out of a bad situation can save everyone involved a lot of headache.
Libra: Sept. 23 - October 22
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to get much sleep this month. Overwork is in your imminent future, but hey, rest and relaxation will be too soon.
Scorpio: October 23 - Nov. 21
Don't be greedy.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Find solace in yourself. You're unique and perfect. Don't get down about things you cannot change.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Run more. Get in shape. Sure it's already summer, but you can start working on next summer's body now!
Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
... you treated yourself last month, didn't you? You're confined to a cook-only diet this month. No eating out!
Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20
Plant a tree. Make a difference in world. Make it a prettier place.