Mr Fashionista
By Tyler
Hello, my dearest devoted readers!
It's time for another piece of impeccable fashion advice. Now, I know most of you have been hit with summer in full force. Trust me, I feel your pain. I hate summer. I'm 100% ready for winter. Do you know how hard it is to make summer clothes fashionable while trying to stay cool? It's a task. But I think I've figured it out for you all.
This is taking a page out of someone's book. I don't know who came up with the idea, but I'm totally stealing it. What is it? Calm down. I'm getting there. You're so impatient. But I forgive you.
Okay, so you know those raincoats that are made out of that clear rubbery-like fabric? We're going to recreate that but with ice. So imagine a jacket you shrug on that allows you to showcase your outfit underneath it, but still keeps you cool!
Now, I know what you're gonna say: "But won't the ice melt!" And the answer is yes. That's why we're not going to use ice. You know those packs they give you at the doctor's office that are made of that weird gel that somehow always stays cool? We're gonna use that instead. That way, we can show off our outfits, remain cool, and, most importantly, remain dry. I know, it's like I've thought of everything.
There is only one downside, however. You're gonna have to avoid sharp objects, which could puncture the jacket and leave you wet and hot. So, engage in all your sword fights after you take the jacket off. Slay them with your fashion, then with your swordsmanship. A double win.
That's all for now, my dear readers. If you have some suggestions for future fashions, then probably rethink them as they're probably wrong. Allow me to guide you all.
Until next time,
Mr. Fashionista