Greetings my little snakey loves! It's that time again and that means you need to sit your butts down and listen to what Auntie Wolf has in store for the very cold month of January! Let's hope it's good, shall we?
Aries:
Well first off, the tea leaves tell me that you were not a smart dangernoodle this Christmas now were you? Far too much mulled punch if you ask me. This month you are going to face a challenge as you try to detox from all your overindulgence, so just take it easy and get your sparkle back OK? You'll thank me for it next month *winks*
Taurus:
Oh my! What do I see here in my tarot cards? A sudden glitterific surprise? Lucky you! Something big, bright and shiny is heading your way and I promise you won't need that trusty Protego spell. Good things are coming so don't put away your shimmery party clothes just yet! You never know when you'll need to be the most beautiful decoration in the room this month.
Gemini:
After dazzling the world with your effervescent shine these holidays, it's time to take a breath and rest. Indulge yourself in some quiet time and nurture your inner light for a while. You need to and you never know what you might learn about yourself with a little time and self-reflection. So get to it my darling!
Cancer:
Snap Snap! Oh drat! There go my Kau Chim rods. Oh well. It looks like my luck will be as good as yours this month. Life is out to hit you with a shiny disco ball. So duck and head for cover. It's going to be rough but if you listen to Auntie Wolf and keep a low profile, you may just get through without a broken heart or bruised head.
Leo:
Shine bright like a diamond! In the words of a famous muggle singer, it's time for you to sparkle more than ever my dear! With a shining meteor shower imminent, this month is the perfect time to show the world just how fabulous you are. So hold your head up, stand tall and chase your dreams. You won't regret it.
Virgo:
After last month's fun and games, it seems you're feeling a little flat and dull. It's to be expected after a glitzy, golden holiday season but trust your Auntie Wolf. Just because the holidays are over, it doesn't mean that there is no fun to be had. Your beautiful nature is precious and you light up any room you walk into. So have no fear, something sweet and delicious is just around the corner.
Libra:
Well, well, well, if I'm not mistaken, the universe has decided to give you a great big kick up the butt this month with a glowing boot. Your laziness last month has not been well received and Mother Moon has decided that you are going to have to work extra hard this month to make up for it. I've never seen such a cross star chart. So get to cleaning up your mistakes pronto and no, Scourgify will not help you this time.
Scorpio:
All that glitters ain't gold! Hmmm, a good warning for you this month. My advice is to take a step back and look at the twinkling and tempting offer you will get with a wary eye. Things are never as pretty as they seem so be cautious and keep your wits about you. We wouldn't want you to get stuck with Fool's Gold now, would we?
Sagittarius:
*Hears a message in her music* Well yes Barns Courtney, I'm not going to argue with you and neither are my dangernoodles I hope. We do have fire in our souls and we are going to rise up like Glitter and Gold. That's right my lovelies, this month you are going to show the world just how precious you are to those around you. I am proud of how kind, generous and helpful I know you are going to be.
Capricorn:
Whoa there horsey... or should I say baby snek? This month you need to remember that the disco ball in the sky does not revolve around You. And yes I know that you are awesome... most of the time. But so are other people too. So sit back, put a sock in it and listen more than you speak. You never know what you might learn if you light someone else shine for once!
Aquarius:
Brrrrrr!! Who turned you into Jack Frost this month hmm? Ice and snowflakes are very pretty and sparkly and all, but that doesn't mean you have to freeze everyone in your wake! While I understand your desire to shut everyone out (The Big Bad Wolf does that quite often), it's OK to leave those glittery crystals on the shelf occasionally and let romance in. You never know who is waiting to greet you with a warm, squishy hug!
Pisces:
Phew, I'm getting tired now. So lastly, before my hands are too shaky to hold my crystal ball. I see all the warm fuzzy love for you this month. Something that gleams like the sun is going to enter your life and pick you up out of your winter sulks. All your troubles will melt away and you will be filled with the burning glow of love. So open your heart and let the fire commence!
OK, yay! All done until next time my lovelies. Keep your eyes on the skies! - Auntie Wolf