Good day, it's your Snake Princess here with your favourite award show- SOUPerlatives! We are here with a sparkly theme bringing glitter to your world. You heard that correctly folks, this theme for the awards will be all about glitter! I have taken it upon myself to hand out awards with the SOUPerlatives Most Likely To. . . Glitter Edition. Without further ado, we shall start handing out awards. This time we will be handing out awards to our new Slytherin Staff!
Most likely to. . . give someone a glitter card to cheer them up. This award goes to our Slytherin Admin Jojo! Jojo is our lovely lion turned snake and is a very kind and approachable person. Her titles may make her look scary but you can see her popping around in the Slytherin common room in a non-scary way. When she makes official posts she finds a way to make it look non-intimidating- something we rather timid snakes appreciate. You can recognize her by her adorable and playful avvies with an RB to promote kindness!
Most likely to. . . give out glitter stars. This award goes to our Assistant Slytherin Admin Are! Have you heard of a gold star? You know, those stickers you get for being a good noodle? (Totally not making a SpongeBob reference here) Well, Are is always around checking in on the house staffers and SKWAD members, often giving advice. I could totally see her walking around with a bag of glitter stars to hand out to snakes for doing a good job with drafts or coming up with good ideas or helping a fellow snake out. If you want a glitter star from Are, one of the best ways to do it is to tell her that Severus Snape is the awesomest and most bestest character!
Most likely to. . . give you a glitter cheer up. This award goes to our head student Fox! Fox is our not so secret Hufflepuff. They are super kind and there to give you a hug or a friendly poke if/when needed. I could definitely see Fox planning a glittering surprise to put a smile on your face if they notice you are feeling down. They are super supportive and there to lend you a helping hand or a listening ear.
Most likely to. . . decorate the office with glitter. This award goes to Adele! It is definitely easy to spot Adele in a crowd, you certainly can not miss her with her famous pink theme! Her pink hobbit theme always makes her look cute and she is always open to spreading some hobbit cheer around. Perhaps that would include redesigning HEX with a pink glitter bomb.
Most likely to. . . initiate a glitter arts and craft day at the office. This award goes to Aria! Aria is also easy to spot in a crowd with her signature Pooh Bear look. Can you imagine Pooh Bear doing glitter arts and crafts with his friends? Absolutely adorable! I bet Pooh would draw a hunny pot and make the hunny glittery! I bet Aria could help Pooh out so it wouldn't be too messy. Although, if Pooh wanted to throw glitter around, I am not sure how you would be able to say no to that adorable silly old bear.
Most likely to. . . eat glitter. This award goes to Mint! No, I am not saying that Mint would stick her face into a pile of glitter and munch (although I definitely could see some snakes doing that) I can see Mint coming in with cookies decorated with edible glitter! Super pretty and scrumptious. I hope she brings enough to share with everyone!
Most likely to. . . call the HEX Police about the glitter mess. This award goes to Kate! Kate is great but you might want to think twice before deciding on pulling a glitter prank on this wolf. The Big Bad Wolf is not someone you want to start a prank war with without having a very safe place to hide. You have been warned. . .
Most likely to. . . go crazy with the temporary glitter tattoos. This award goes to Katie_slytherin. She would one hundred percent have a sleeve of glitter tattoos and show them off (and a couple of face tattoos). She would definitely run around the office feeling like a glitter fairy. Then the clock will strike midnight (she will take a shower) and she will be back to normal- well as normal as Katie can be.
Well, that wraps up today's awards! Thanks to all you folks for joining us today! This has been a lot of fun, but I have to run. I have some glitter pranks to set up. But fret not, I also have my underground bunker to hide out in so I can stay alive for the next issue of SOUP.
Until I next descend from my throne, this is goodbye from your favorite Snake Princess - The Snake Princess of Hell