I really hope that Nikky appreciates me dimension hopping. After the last time of sneaking into the Department of Mysterious, it looks like they upgraded their security... Which was a right bugger to find a way around this time. (Shout-out to a certain Weasley cursebreaker for that advance ward and rune tutoring!) However, I did make it to the dimension I ... uh ... sorta want to be in? Well, the dimension where Nikky's favorite comic book character is, at least. And ... HEY!! LET ME INTRODUCE YOU FIRST!!
Awww, everyone knows who I am! It's how I can keep the ones not worthy away from Mistah J! Don't worry your pretty little head there. I swear, you're almost as bad as Red is! Oooh, are these letters to me?! YA HEAR THAT, PUDDIN'! I GOT LETTERS! Lessee about answering them! Here, hold this! No, no, you just stay sitting there all nice and pretty. Though, I must say that the only one that pulls off green is Red.
Dear SOUP,
While I was reading the other day, I couldn't help but notice that the majority of female characters only seemed to be for romance. Whatever happened to the heroines? The books that have strong female leads that don't need a guy? I think females need good role models in fiction that they can look up to as well. What books would you recommend that have female heroines?
Looking for a Female Heroine
Who Needs a Hero?,
Why would you worry 'bout that? Sure, books are good for things, but why get so hung up on those fictional broads? Why not be your own heroine? That's what I did after Mistah J and I split. And I found a new buncha kickass ladies to hang with! There's gonna be a sleepover soon with pizza!!
Wait, I gotta sign my name? But they know who I am! Oh fine, I'll do it, keep ya pretty head on, jeesh.
Harley Quinn
Dear Whoever,
Being a Muggleborn, I've noticed that you see all these fictional heroines with not much armor, but some really awesome weapons. Especially in video games! Why aren't they given practical armor? OH! Also! What's your favorite weapon for female warriors?? I like either the bow and arrow or a good sword.
Wondering About Fantasy Armor
Wonder No Further,
Alright, first - What in Puddin's name is a Muggleborn?? Ah, nevermind. Don't care and not important. Important part in there was weapons! Personally, I enjoy my mallet cause no one really expects it, ya know? Otherwise, any gun is good too. Though, I did really like Mistah J's gun, it shone so pretty! Oh! Can't forget the explosives either! The booms are the best part!
Harley
Dear Writer,
I got into a debate with someone about what makes a heroine. All they could reference was fictional characters and, in my opinion, while they are a good place to start - you should still look to real life heroines. I mean, the wizarding world has Hermione Granger-Weasley, Ginny Weasley, all the Holyhead Harpies, Lily Potter, Amelia Bones, and I could go on forever. So, my question to you is this: Who is your favorite non-fictional heroine and why?
Give Non-Fictional Heroines Love
Who Are Those People?,
A'right, so after poking pretty girl here, I got the downlow on exactly who those people are. I mean... I guess Batgirl is ok? But she's never been my hero, ya know? My hero is Mistah J. Which doesn't help ya out. Hmm? Red? Yeah, Red's cool. She's got the plant thing going on and is nice. Major ass kicker too, which is always good. Huh? Whatcha mean she sounds like my heroine?! She's as much of a heroine as I am! Which is to say - not at all. According to who? Batsy! No, not Batgirl, silly. Batsy! Eh, some guy running around in a bat costume? Though, Batgirl is one of his. I usually tango with Batsy more. Don't like him ever since he ruined a date night with Mistah J. Huh? Off track? Oh! The letter! Right! So, uh... Red? She'll be my heroine.
H. Quinn
Looks like we're done! And not too soon either, cause here comes Batsy! Here's your paper back and thanks for holding the explosives! Here, I'll even untie ya while Batsy's occupied. There! Now, unless you want to see Arkham, I'd leave quickly. Oh! I promised ya the mallet, didn't I? Since I got one at home, here, take it. Don't know how you're going to manage to keep it hidden from Batsy, but good luck!
Salazar, I think I got myself into a right situation here. Why the hell is there a guy in a bat costume?!? Who thinks bats make a good hero scheme? I'm gonna dash here so that I can avoid the bat dude and get back to where I came into this dimension so I can come back to the proper one. Nikky better damn well appreciate getting Harley's mallet, blast it all!