News & Noteworthy Events
by Tyler
Extra! Extra!
I feel like I start this article off with that a lot. Ah, well, what's one more time, am I right?
As I sit here, writing this article, all I'm asking for is some peace. Some peace and quiet from the overwhelming onslaught of Christmas random events. Nutmeg here, Eggs there, Sugar from under, and Cream from above. When will this torture end?! Empty bowls being thrown at me while I enjoy a nice stroll through the snow! Snowman crackers popping and exploding all around me! Christmas lottery tickets flying at me as if they're related to Howlers! What am I to think with all this� excitement?!
I don't know how many eggnogs I've been forced to guzzle or how many crackers I've been duped into pulling. Where's the holiday cheer?! I pray for January, for the peace and quiet of a new year!
I thought HEXians hibernated, too? Where's the truth in that rumor? But no, they just keep coming, throwing snowballs at me. It's like they want me to get hypothermia! I can only assume I'm under some kind of torture for information. But really, the only coveted info I possess is intricate knitting patterns, and you all can have them! I just want to sleep! But I can't because Winky keeps making me all dizzy or I'm stuck to these freaky toads that make me sing non
This is a plea for help! Someone, anyone, save me!
Until next time (if I survive that long!),
Tyler