Letter from the Editors
by Tyler & Nicole / Nicole & Tyler
Boy, do we have a lot of new information for you! First off, as you have probably noticed. What you're reading is not from the managers, but from the editors. That's right! Shiny, new editors. Our lovely Dei has stepped down as SOUP Editor. It is saddening, but we mustn't focus on that. She was a great Editor to all of us and is still in our hearts! We'll miss her, but she has warned us that she might be popping in some times to write for us. We're told this might be some sort of mother-how-to. Should be pretty cute, right? We're also going to miss the little baby Slytherin in the SOUP HQ. Though, we won't miss her crying or smelly diapers. We're finally going to get some sleep now. Maybe our articles will be coherent again. Either way, Dei can have all of those. And this does mean you're now stuck with two power-hungry Editors! Mwahahaha. Our HEX takeover plan is finally being put into motion. I mean, what? You didn't read that.
I think we're going to have to expand the Editors office. Tyler has already moved in all of his stuff (stuff being yarn, of course. Hands off, Pepper!). I mean, there's barely enough room for me to fit my handcrafted, beautiful desk in there. Maybe I should just kick him out? Make him take our old office that really needs a paint job. Then again, I think I also heard him talking about painting the new office black, to represent his heart or something, who knows? (Hey! I'm not that frigid!) ((I am.))As long as I make a line down the middle, and keep him on his side, I think we should be fine. Anyone know a spell that'll work for that?
In other news, the HEXmas festivities have been a blast! All of us at SOUP had a crazy party. We really think that April spiked the punch, that wild vampire girl. She probably just sat along the wall and laughed at us because of our stupidity when under the influence, because that type of thing doesn't affect Vampires like it does to us humans. Also, Natalie seemed to have disappeared and got in touch with her inner rapper. I think we can all agree to not let her DJ the party next time.
We're still recovering from all of the parties, so we'll probably go crash at our desks. Don't expect us out until we've fully recovered. It could take a couple months.
Until then,
Tyler & Nicole / Nicole & Tyler
P.S. We aren't really sure how we should officially sign off. What one sounds better? Plus we both have an issue with wanting to be first. Owl us your suggestions!