"Is that... snow in Aria's cubicle?"
"LUGH'S PLAYING WITH TINY TWISTERS FROM THE WEASLEYS... AGAIN."
"Do I even want to know why both Erin and Bluebell are soaking wet right now?"
One of these days, we will learn our lesson and choose a theme that isn't overly chaotic... or freezing cold. After investing in several thick, woollen robes, numerous cashmere scarf and glove sets, and three pairs of earmuffs, your beloved editors have regained control of the SOUP Offices. Assignments were redistributed, warnings were sent out, and order was restored. There was even discussion regarding whether they wanted to set up some sort of Muggle 'nanny cam' system to better keep track of some of the more... mischievous writers.
While the editors check their budget -and a few of their contacts- why not go check out the latest issue of SOUP? February brings you Weird Weather of all kinds! Our dedicated writers researched their hearts out (and killed several quills and their ink pots), in order to bring you the latest and greatest news all about the weather. Come join us as we find out whether or not any of our writers found anything super weird!
First, you can experience eternal winter in The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Swing by Weather Safety with Holly for tornado tips - then, carrying on the wet theme, check out the storms in Sporty Snakes. If the snow, hail, and rain are getting to you, then try this month's Puzzling Things to help bring back the sun. Finally, relax with some freshly baked Fireside Treats!
After all of that turbulent twisting through this month's cold and windy issue, we are sure that you'll need to take a break and enjoy the warmth of a crackling fire just as much as our SOUP writers did. So while we weave our magic around the mess in a certain Editor's office before she goes into a Lycan torture spree, please take a minute to enjoy our playlist and leave us a review in the Common Room! Just please don't mind the smell of wet animal fur. Bluebell and our resident Wolf and Kitten will most probably be dry by the time you return for our next exciting issue. Hopefully.....
Be sure to leave some feedback over in the Common Room SOUP thread once you've finished for a participation Jewel! Go ahead and click the first article now!
To find out whether our frozen editors thaw out anytime soon make sure to watch out for upcoming issues of SOUP!