Harry Potter: The Dating Sim (SOUP Style)
- By: Sophie

Hogsmeade Weekend has arrived once again - and this time, it's Valentine's Day! Knowing you can't be alone for this year's event, you decide to search for a date. But where do you start looking?

Classroom

Arriving in the classroom, you find it packed with people preparing for next lesson. Your attention is drawn to two people: Hermione Granger, your long-time rival, and Tom Riddle, a handsome but slightly creepy Slytherin boy. Who do you speak to?

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Oh, this is a surprise. I didn't take you for studying-more-than-necessary sort."

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: ...Is that right? Then why are you bothering me?"

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Annoy me? Why, do you not like me?"

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Well, here I am. Get on with it."

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Please. I know you better than that. Tell me the truth."

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Hogsmeade? I suppose I could spare the time. There are some...objects I need to look for, anyway."

SUCCESS!

Tom Riddle

Tom Riddle: "Are you trying to get on my nerves? I order you to tell me!"

Hermione

Hermione: "Oh, hello there. It's good to see that someone here is taking their studies seriously. I presume you've already finished the homework, right?"

Hermione

Hermione: "Good. I expected nothing less of you, of course. Now, what can I help you with?"

Hermione

Hermione: "How dare you! I'm telling Professor McGonagall immediately!"

Hermione

Hermione: "Free this weekend? Hmm... Well, I was looking forward to writing the Potions essay, but I suppose I can do that tonight. Why do you ask?"

Hermione

Hermione: "Oh really? I can tell you want to say something. Why are you acting so strangely all of a sudden?"

Hermione

Hermione: "Hogsmeade? It completely slipped my mind. Fine, I'll go with you - I need to pick up the new textbooks, anyway."

SUCCESS!

Hermione

Hermione: "You can't remember? What is the matter with you today?"

Dormitory

Arriving in the dormitory, you are shocked to see James Potter and Lily Evans there together, along with Severus Snape dangling upside down in the air. Who do you ask to explain?

James

James: ...Oh, hey. What are you doing here? Don't you have lessons?"

James

James: ...Not much. Just having a little fun. What can I do for you?"

James

James: ...Ha, probably not! What's up?"

James

James: "Nope, I always have time for you! Ask away!"

James

James: "Oh, this? This is just a bit of fun, is all."

James

James: "Cool, sounds like fun! I'll have to check about Quidditch practice first, though."

SUCCESS!

James

James: "Maybe. It depends on how interesting your question is."

Lily

Lily: ...Thank goodness you're here! Please, you have to do something!"

Lily

Lily: ...Thank you so much! Honestly, I've had enough of their squabbles!"

Lily

Lily: ...What!? You can't just stand there - you have to do something!"

Lily

Lily: "Yes, please! What did you want to do?"

Lily

Lily: "Speak for yourself! I'm sick of being around them!"

Lily

Lily: "Oh, that sounds good! Let's do that!"

SUCCESS!

Lily

Lily: "I've had enough of homework! Pick something interesting to do!"

Owlery

Climbing up to the Owlery is hard work, and you're feeling tired when you arrive. To your surprise, however, it's a little busier than you expected in here. In the corner, you can see your friend Sirius Black, looking gloomier than usual and gazing out of the window. You can also see Luna Lovegood, looking as loony as her nickname suggests. Who will you approach?

Sirius

Sirius: ...Oh, I didn't think I'd see you here."

Sirius

Sirius: ...It's a little embarrassing, but I like to come here to get away from my family."

Sirius

Sirius: ...Overreaction much? I have my reasons."

Sirius

Sirius: "Yeah. Sometimes I feel like all they do is put pressure on me. I need a break."

Sirius

Sirius: "Excuse me? What's your problem?"

Sirius

Sirius: "Yeah, why not? Sounds like a fun time."

SUCCESS!

Sirius

Sirius: "Um, okay? You're being insufferable today."

Luna

Luna: ...Oh, hello. I couldn't see you through the Nargles."

Luna

Luna: ...Yeah, there are loads of them around you."

Luna

Luna: ...Yes, they are. Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it's not real."

Luna

Luna: "I'm looking for a Crumple Horned Snorkack. Somebody said they'd seen one up here."

Luna

Luna: ...Try looking more closely. I would help you if I could, but I'm busy right now."

Luna

Luna: "Okay, just let me grab my Spectrespecs."

SUCCESS!

Luna

Luna: "That's not true. They're just very good at hiding."

Quidditch Pitch

Once at the Quidditch Pitch, you realise that you arrived right in the middle of the Quidditch Tryouts. From the edge of the pitch, you can see Harry, your best friend, walking around clutching his arm and wincing in pain, while Ginny Weasley seems to have taken over from him. Who will you chat to?

Harry

Harry: ...Oh, hey. What are you doing at the Pitch? Were you planning to try out?"

Harry

Harry: ...You just need more confidence. I've seen your flying - it's not bad."

Harry

Harry: ...Wow, did we really look that bad up there?"

Harry

Harry: "Just a rogue Bludger, you know how it is!"

Harry

Harry: ...Yeah, well, you might have to play, because I don't think I can."

Harry

Harry: "Sounds good. I'll reschedule Quidditch practice."

SUCCESS!

Harry

Harry: "It's fine. It just aches a little. I don't want to miss the Hogsmeade trip this weekend."

Ginny

Ginny: ...Hey! Are you here for the tryouts?"

Ginny

Ginny: ...I'm already on the team, you know that. Did you not come to any of the matches last year?"

Ginny

Ginny: ...Come on! At least give it a try!"

Ginny

Ginny: ...That's sweet of you. So if you're not here to play, why are you here?"

Ginny

Ginny: ...Wow, you hate it that much?"

Ginny

Ginny: "Sure, but only if it doesn't clash with practice!"

SUCCESS!

Ginny

Ginny: "Okay, just don't distract me. I need to focus."