Adventures of Beagle
- By Oops!

I made a mistake. I went to Mardi Gras. I am finally returning to Hogwarts, a drunk beagle covered with beads. I wobble up the steps before landing in a heap at the top of them.

I think about moving before deciding that it takes too much energy. Hopefully some poor student takes pity on the drunk beagle.

Someone finally does and they bring me to their warm dorm. I settle comfortably on their bed and huddle under the covers before falling asleep.

I wake up with a hangover from hell and fall from the bed before miserably crawling to the bathroom with my eyes closed, wishing for some aspirin. After I pee in the tub - hey don't judge, if my hangover is already this bad with only a doggy brain there is no way I am transforming back into a human. I may be stupid, but I am not that stupid.

I open my eyes and shut them quickly, whining pitifully as the bright red and gold assaulted my eyes.

I crawl underneath the bed. I think I will go back to sleep until the drummers stop assaulting my head.

Good Night Humans!