Mr. Fashionista

by Tyler

Hello my little darlings, it's another month and another amazing fashion idea has just occurred to me. (And I simply must share!) I wouldn't want my little darlings to be less than drop dead fashionable while they celebrate Mardi Gras or Valen

Now, we're in the prime of winter, and I think it's time to bring back a classic tradition. You've seen it on all your grandmothers on all festival occasions, and this one's homemade! There's no need to dish out thousands upon thousands to remain fashionable this season.

What is it, you may be asking?!

Shawls.

Yes. I've recently discovered this little phenomenon, and I just simple <i>have</i> to share it with you all! They're astounding and oh so stylish. They're appropriate for any season or weather pattern! Below freezing? Stack them! Summer's heatwave? Wear a lace one! They'll brighten up your wardrobe and increase your compliment revenue by a tenfold.

Now, you might be concerned or confused by the proper colorings for each season, and that's totally okay. I'm here to <i>help</i>. Below is a helpful little chart that'll totally be useful when selecting shawls (or anything, really)!

Spring: light, pastel colors. Anything that doesn't stress the eye.
Summer: warm tones, yellows and red.
Fall: darker, deep tones. Burnt oranges and deep reds. Think of the leaves!
Winter: heavy amounts of blues and purples. Light, icy colors.

If you ever get caught without those colors, just improvise! Just make it up as you go! There's no <i>real</i> rules to fashion, so you can pretty much get away with anything! (Except pairing neon colors. Do that, and I'll have to hunt you down.)

You're all welcome, again, for my impeccable advise! I accept tips in the forms of checks and cash! Cheers!

Until next time,
Mr. Fashionista