Hello, it's Katie_slytherin here! SOUP is back with a delicious holiday theme which means we need tasty treat themed SOUPerlatives. While holiday dinners are filled with so many different yummy foods, we're going to skip the meal and go straight to dessert! Today on the dessert menu we have cookies- a bunch of different cookies! So go grab a cup of milk, sit back, relax, and let's look to see which snakes will be featured cookies!
Snickerdoodle- The snickerdoodle cookie, such a welcoming cookie. Have a church event? Bake some snickerdoodles! Did a new neighbor move in next door? Bake some snickerdoodles! It's such a welcoming cookie with its cheery cinnamon which is sure to bring some warmth to your holiday party! This cookie will be awarded to a warm and welcoming snake.
Sugar- The sugar cookie- yum! And of course a sugar cookie wouldn't be at it's merriest without decorating it! You know what that means- more sugar! A sugar cookie is great to decorate to help bring some joy into the kitchen (and in your tummy). This cookie will be awarded to a super sweet snake.
Chocolate Chip- Ahhh yes, the chocolate cookie is such a classic cookie. Perfect for every occasion- the holidays, going to grandma's house, a cookout. The chocolate chip cookie is the classic cookie. This cookie will be awarded to a snake who gives off a homey vibe.
Shortbread- Another cookie title, the shortbread cookie. The shortbread is usually made with a lot of butter or shortening with less flour and sugar. A tasty treat enjoyed by many. This cookie will be awarded to an awesome snake you BUTTER watch out for because they will keep you on your toes!
Italian- Italian cookies are often found at events- holiday parties, weddings, corporate business dinners. They're fancy cookies! This cookie will be awarded to a snake who gives off a fancy aesthetic.
Oatmeal Raisin- Another great cookie, the oatmeal raisin cookie is a delight to have at the dessert table. And since it has raisins in it and raisins are grapes and grapes are a fruit, that means this cookie is healthy because it's science and science is never wrong. This cookie will be awarded to a snake with wits and logic.
Fortune- The fortune cookie- it's small, simple, yet delicious and addicting. Plus it comes with a fortune inside! With a fortune cookie, not only do you get dessert, but you get your future predicted as well. This cookie will be awarded to a super fun snake!
Gingerbread- An all time classic holiday cookie, the gingerbread cookie. It's yummy to eat and also a fun tradition to make gingerbread men and gingerbread houses. Heck, make a gingerbread army and take over the world with holiday spirit! This cookie will be awarded to a snake who is a good leader.
Now, let's give these awards out *claps hands* *camera zooms out to show Katie standing on a stage* *lights turn on* *music begins*
Hello everyone and welcome to SOUPerlatives- special holiday edition! Tonight's award show will be all about the amazing writers of SOUP! So without further ado, let's welcome everyone to the stage! Please join me in welcoming Adele, Aria, Cissy, Erin, Kate, Kay, Kitten, Luna, Mair, and Red! Alright folks- you voted and the results are in.
First up we have the snickerdoodle congratulations to.....Adele!!!!! Who better to give the welcoming cookie to than our very own hobbit. Congrats Adele, alright, you got your cookie, now get off my stage. Okay next we have oh look we have another snickerdoodle! Let's see here, congrats to....Erin! Congratulations Erin, a cookie well deserved! Alright, what do we have next- oooo the sugar cookie! The sugar cookie will be going to....Aria because the only thing sweeter than a sugar cookie is hunny and the only thing sweeter than hunny is Pooh Bear. Okay folks, now we have the chocolate chip cookie, congratulations to.....Kay! Enjoy your cookie and remember once you take the cookie, you can leave, that's right, off you go.
Okay where was I? Ah yes, right I butter not get distracted *waits for laughter* *hears silence* oh come on y'all, it was funny! Dang tough crowd, okay well, the shortbread cookie goes to Kate, congratulations, here's your cookie, now get off my stage. Now we have the fancy Italian cookie. Congratulations Cissy, you get the Italian cookie. Now we have the smart cookie for a smart cookie, come up here and claim your oatmeal raising cookie, congrats to...Kitten! And now ooooo the fortune cookie, and it looks like we have two! Drumroll please! Congratulation to these two fun snakes Red and Luna, come on over here and take your cookies!
And now we have the gingerbread cookie, and speaking on gingerbread, I wonder if I should try to make a gingerbread house this year, or maybe a mansion- no, a castle! Eh, I can decide later, the gingerbread cookie is going to... Mair! Congrats on your cookie! And the last cookie goes to... oh wait, there are no more cookies left, oh, I guess we're done. I didn't get a cookie but that's alright, I don't need a cookie haha *laughter slowly turns into crying*. I mean pfff I'm not crying I'm just sweating from my eyeballs. Anywho folks, that wraps up this month's SOUPerlatives. I hope you had a delicious and holidayrific time with us today.
Until I reemerge from my cave again, this is goodbye from your favorite pureblood Slytherin!
- Katie