Letter from the Editor Managers!
Nicole & Tyler
Greetings to all!
It's such a cozy time of year, isn't it? One would think so with all of the holidays coming up, which means spending time with family and friends! However, you're terribly mistaken. It is quite unfortunate that the SOUP Staffers' holiday plans have been interrupted. Now, I bet you're curious as to how this happened. First, we get banned from the kitchens. What could be worse?
I'm sorry to tell you that it's Tyler's fault, once again. (WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT? I'M AN ANGEL.) I mean, it's our fault. But, I swear it isn't all bad! We were just too excited for the holidays that we might've trapped everyone in the common room. At least, we think that's what happened. Somehow, the door still opens and things can come in...the problem is that once they're in, they can't go out. So now, we have the whole SOUP staff and some other Slytherins (who were on their way out of the common room to go home) stuck. At least we can be fed! Though we do have some rather stinky laundry in the corner along with some trash. But at least we're warm!
Anyone have any idea on what we did? We were just trying to make the common room extra festive with lights and a tree and even some cute stockings that Tyler made everyone! Please don't be mad at us, and please let us out. Really, though, I'm tired of Ted's constant nagging that it's all my our fault. He's even threatened to ban us from being in the common room! Of course, only once someone figures out how to get us out...
It's not like it's a bad fate! We've been entertaining ourselves for a while now. We're on round 287 of charades: boys versus girls. It's a tight race, but half the common room is obviously planning a riot. News flash: where are you going to riot to? Amateurs. Besides, it's winter, we're probably snowed in anyways... (PLEASE HELP US.)
We'd also like it if you gave us more coffee and tea and chocolate! Maybe some fruit too? Lately, we're getting tired of soup, sandwiches, and pretzels.
We love you and don't hurt us once we're free!
Nicole & Tyler.