Letter From The Editor

By Deidra

Dear Slytherins, I only have, like, five minutes to quick write this. Why? Pansy is sick, which is why you will NOT be getting Dear Pansy this month, she apologizes, and will write extra for January. However, the real problem is that it’s December, and Christmas is totally her thing. She does the shopping, party planning, decorating, etc. ect. So, with her down for the count, that leaves me to do everything -with Pansy directing me every step of the way. As you can imagine, I’m up to my eyeballs in tinsel, appetizer menu’s, and swatches of various Christmas colored fabrics.

My best advice for this season; don’t die. just get enough sleep, food, water, and put one foot in front of the other. It’ll all be over soon. No, I am NOT a Christmas person. All this Holiday themed crap is going to be the death of me soon. Also, apparently the Dark Lord is getting involved in SOUP’s Holiday Festivities. No pressure, right? I’m really hoping Pansy has a miraculous recovery, and can take over on this. But, if you don’t hear from me in January, it’s because I failed to follow my own advice, or Pansy threw me out the window. Both are likely endings. Speaking of, she’s calling me. Wants more soup, somewhat ironic.

Anyway, Happy Holidays...or whatever.

Love, Dei