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- Mandi

Have you ever found yourself eating a scoop of Earl Grey and Lavender Ice Cream and thought to yourself... "Hmm, I wonder which famous Slytherin this is most like?". Well, today is your lucky day because, after hours and hours of in-depth research, I have come up with a list! Take a look below to see what I think.


Peanut Butter and Bananas Milkshake: Don't let this seemingly innocent frozen treat fool you. This person is exactly like the ingredients in this milkshake... nuts, bananas, and icy cold.

-Bellatrix Lestrange


Pineapple Dole Whip: Like Dole Whip in amusement parks, this person is popular amongst most and comes across as a real favorite. Still, the more you're around it, you begin to realize how much of a bite it can actually have.

-Professor Slughorn


Earl Grey and Lavender Ice Cream: A classic but with added extra depth. Despite the complexity of this 'flavor profile', some may even find it comforting. Overall, Earl Grey and Lavender has real potential and because of this also has a big fan following.

-Tom Riddle


Sour Green Apple Ice Cream: This person's initial personality trait comes across as sour and abrasive, with many not being able to handle them. However, just like Sour Green Apple Ice Cream, if you stick around long enough, you'll realize how much actual depth there is to their flavor profile.

-Draco Malfoy


Spiced Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream: This flavor is majorly controversial, some may even call it "basic". Typically, people will either love the spice and kick that this ice cream can sometimes have, while others don't. If given enough time, though, you will see that this person, just like this flavor, can be pleasant to all.

-Leta Lestrange


Salted Caramel Ice Cream: This person may look sweet at first and then you begin to realize how salty they actually are. Definitely the mean girl of the frozen treat world.

-Pansy Parkinson


Ice Cream Sandwich: This person is holding it together for their family and friends, just like the Ice Cream Sandwich. But at the same is also slowly losing themselves in the process as they deal with outside pressures and heat.

-Narcissa Malfoy


Chocolate Fudge Sundae: A true classic with many aspects and ingredients that complete them. What you see is what you get with a Chocolate Fudge Sundae.

-Salazar Slytherin


Snow Cone: At first glance, you believe you see this person for who they actually are; however, after a while, you begin to realize that there are more 'flavors' to them than just their cold exterior.

-Severus Snape


Ice Cream Float: This person tries their hardest to come across as classic and traditional; meanwhile, they're struggling to stay afloat. Can sometimes leave a big mess behind after it has melted everywhere.

-Lucius Malfoy


So what do you think? Do these frozen treats personify the correct famous Slytherin, or does another Slytherin fit better? Come, tell us in our SOUP thread in the Common Room.