Dear Draco
By Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
I am in a heap of trouble over something stupid with my significant other. What should I do to apologize and get on better terms? What would you do?
- Slytherin in a Mess
Dear Slytherin in a Mess,
I know that I am quite knowledgeable on many matters, but I have to wonder why you have decided to come to me about this. On one hand, Slytherins are never wrong. On another, you might want to just come right out and say that you are sorry. We wouldn't want any broken relationships for you, would we?
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Dear my love,
Why must we hide our relationship from the rest of Slytherin house? Did I do something wrong? Are you unhappy? I do not understand!
- Only Yours
Dear ... only yours,
I have absolutely no clue who you are, but you must be mistaken. I know I am incredibly handsome, charming, irresistible, but I am not taken. (Shocking, yes?) As such, there is no way I could possibly be yours, or for you to be mine for that matter. You might have gotten me mixed up with a less attractive Draco.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
Do you have any romantic stories for us? I love some me some good stories! ... I may or may not have told some most-likely untrue stories.
- Slytherin Gossiper
Dear Slytherin Gossiper,
I, unfortunately, do not have any stories to share with you. You see, being a Malfoy is very time consuming. I feel that should explain it all. I do hope, for your sake, you are not referring to stories you made up about myself.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco,
Are you in need of a summer romance? If so, I volunteer!
- Tribute
Dear Tribute,
As I have answered another admirer, I am far too busy for any sorts of romance. I suggest you look elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy