A Little Fairy Told Me
By A Little Fairy
Hello, Slytherins! It's me, again, here to bring you up to speed on everything juicy that's been happening lately around HEX! That's right, ladies and gentlemen! I'm here to report on all things GOSSIP! Are you ready? No? Too bad. This issue is about all things SOUP staff!
First, we're going to start with Tyler and Lu. I know they get on someone else's nerves, too, right? I mean, honestly. They are practically inseparable! (I even hear rumors that the sewed their own matching sweatpants! Don't they know that we can only wear pink on WEDNESDAY? Jeez.) I know they're Head Boy and Girl together, but think about it, snakes. They write the oh-so-popular News and Noteworthy article together, and they even got elected Dorm King/Queen during last term's event together. Sounds a bit fishy, right? Must be their good looks.
Next, we have to talk about Sara_Hotti, our wonderful graphics designer here at SOUP. That girl is on fire, but don't you want to know why? Rumor has it that Sara is actually a high-functioning robot. How else could she manage so many responsibilities and still do them perfectly? We're watching you, Sara. We are watching you.
Which leads me to my next columnist! Nicole2013, more commonly known as Nikki, is totally a robot as well. Or maybe she's a K-Pop star trying to live a normal life on HEX. Whoever she is, we are glad to have that girl around SOUP. She kind of kicks our butts if our articles are late but she's like the GLUE that holds the boat together! You go, Nikki!
That's enough gossip for this time around. Thanks for all the tips and ideas, us fairies REALLY appreciate them! We love our SOUP Staff and we are happy to cough up some more info. Later. Maybe. Anyways, what you heard here is strictly a hush-hush topic, so if anyone asks - a little fairy told you!
Love always,
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