Capricorn: I see you doing something outdoors. You have a big trash bag with you. So you're either cleaning out your yard or doing volunteer work by picking up trash in the community. Or burying a body, you could be doing that as well I suppose Well, whatever you're doing, remember to wear gloves! Hmmmm, I can sense a strong feeling of satisfaction which must mean you are successful on your mission- go you!

Aquarius: Whoah. There is a loooooooot of stress here. I can sense that you're cleaning, but the room is a mess! It looks like you're going to be cleaning a certain room for more than one day. Yikes, when was the last time you went through all the stuff stored away in there? Random objects, old photos, food wrappers. . . you are in for an exhausting weekend.

Pisces: Ooooooo I can sense a four-legged friend coming your way!!! It's going to add to your weekly cleaning routine, but it will definitely be worth it as a pet can fill your home with love! The only question is what kind of animal will be joining your home- a kitty, a dog, a bearded dragon?! You'll have to let me know!

Aries:Yikes! I see a trip to the hospital in your future! When was the last time you cleaned out your fridge? Are you sure you double-checked those expiration dates? How about the food in the pantry? Or maybe the restaurant you go to is the source of the food poisoning. Either way, it doesn't look like you have a fun future ahead of you.

Taurus: Oh dear, it looks like a turkey cow will somehow find its way into your home and cause havoc! Your home will be turned into a terrible mess! I hope you are prepared to remodel the kitchen. Turkeys are far more violent than you would think. Well, good luck, I'm not staying around for that.

Gemini: It looks like there is some fun in store for you! Do you love office supplies? Of course, you do! You will be spending some time organizing your office supplies! I even see some shopping in your future! You should buy some new gel pens and coloured Sharpies while you're at it.

Cancer: You will hit the music jackpot! While you're blasting your music as you clean, all of your favourite songs will play back to back. Perhaps cleaning day will turn into a dance party?!

Leo: Unfortunately I'm not getting a read on your future. Let's hope next time we will get something. . . if there is a next time.

Virgo: You should do a deep clean! What's better than a squeaky clean house- everything organized and no dust to be found. Who knows, perhaps you will find a valuable coin under the floorboards. Get cleaning and get searching for the chance to become a millionaire.

Libra: Be careful, watch out for those steps because it seems that you will take a tumble down the stairs in the near future. Watch out for wet floors too, I see you slipping as well. You know what, you might just want to wear a helmet and some bubble wrap this month. You are going to have one very interesting month that will certainly keep you on your toes, or should I say on the ground.

Scorpio: Congratulations, you have won a free cruise! You will be staying on board the S.S. HEX for a 6 night, seven day trip in an unspecified location in the Pacific Ocean! While on board you will be doing all sorts of fun custodial work to help keep the ship running for the guests! Sounds fun? Of course, it does! So what are you waiting for? Come on aboard and sail the seas with HEX! (Additional non-refundable fees and 24 hour work days may apply).

Sagittarius: The more the merrier! Never fear, your friends are here! You won't be lonely doing this year's spring cleaning because your friends are coming to help! Well, they're going to try to help, I'm not sure how much cleaning will actually end up happening..

Well, that's the best I can do with the tips and tricks I was given by Professor Trelawney! It looks like some or you have an awesome time to look forward to. As for the other, don't worry, I'm sure it was just a false prediction.

Until we meet again,

-BoyBear-ScarwyBoi